// Axecraft Prison Server
Hey gamers! Axecraft Prison is a new server ready for action. We need staff to help out as we get things rolling. Starting off with a prison theme, but keep an eye out for factions coming soon!
104.223.107.156:25582
// Axecraft Prison Server
Hey gamers! Axecraft Prison is a new server ready for action. We need staff to help out as we get things rolling. Starting off with a prison theme, but keep an eye out for factions coming soon!
104.223.107.156:25582
Picture this: you’re working a grueling 12-hour shift with a bunch of dudes who just don’t seem to get it. One guy in particular keeps spraying AXE body spray, even though you’ve clearly told him you’re allergic. What does he do? Sprays it anyway, like a total jerk. Next thing you know, you’re covered in hives and feeling like a hot mess.
But fear not, on our server, you can get revenge in the most epic way possible. Swap out his body spray with perfume and watch the chaos unfold! Who knows what will happen next? Maybe he’ll turn into a unicorn or start speaking in rhymes. The possibilities are endless.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen. Just remember, revenge is best served in blocky pixel form. Let the games begin!
Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin faster than a helicopter blade. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure (or a wild axe-wielding maniac, who knows?).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those Hamburg police…they don’t mess around.
JOIN DIS SERVER AND DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF BLOCKY ADVENTURE, WHERE YOU CAN BE A FARMING SOCIETY FROM 3400-2900 BC!!!! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, YOU CAN BE A NEOLITHIC FARMER IN MINECRAFT, HOW COOL IS DAT?!?!
SHED NEW LIGHT ON NORTH AFRICA’S ROLE IN MEDITERRANEAN PREHISTORY BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING EPIC FARMS AND ANCIENT STRUCTURES!!!! WHO NEEDS ARCHAEOLOGY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, AMIRITE?!?!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN DIS SERVER, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY DISCOVERIES YOU’LL MAKE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD OF MINECRAFT?!?! LET’S GET DIGGING, Y’ALL!!!! 🤪🤣🤣🤣
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Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s hot and who’s not in the indie vtuber scene. And don’t forget to spin the /lig/ Wheel of Names for a chance to win… well, nothing really, but it’s fun!
Join now for a chance to celebrate chuuba birthdays, exchange Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX), and discuss all things vtuber-related. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a duck or two on our server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the virtual world!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually made of pure gold, and the zombies drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous loot. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?
Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?