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ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7779	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1360	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crops Grown:	4635
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	992
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!