🔥Axe Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Magic Mushroom Mayhem

alcohol abuse, Austria, Axe, Case Report, depression, DOCTORS, drug-induced psychosis, emergency surgery, hallucinogens, Magic, magic mushrooms, MAYHEM, medical emergency, mental health, Mushroom, penile amputation, psilocybin, psychoactive substances, psychological effects, self harm, severed penis, substance abuse, Trauma

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Potions Brewed:	47	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting amputated is your boredom! We’ve got so much fun, you’ll be choppin’ off your worries like that guy choppin’ off his…well, you know.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’ve eaten a whole field of magic mushrooms. But don’t worry, your body parts are safe here (unless you want to chop down some trees, that is).

We’ve got crazy builds, insane mobs, and more surprises than a man with an axe and a bad trip. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the axe at home, okay?

I Literally Do Not Care Minecraft SMP

Apathy, Axe, care, Corruption, debate, Demonic, Demons, elections, extremism, Good, Hostage, indifference, indifference to consequences, LITERALLY, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, Radicalism, reason, russ, russia, smp, Support

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Items Found:	6971	Towns Built:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like pigs riding on llamas, villagers throwing wild parties in the Nether, and creepers doing the Macarena.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has joined our Discord server and is now our official mascot. We have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco, and every full moon, all players turn into werewolves with a craving for pumpkin pie.

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience pure madness, then join us now! Just remember, we don’t care about politics or elections here – we’re too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle. Let the chaos begin!

ZombieSlayer69

apocalypse survival, Axe, bow and arrow, Crossbow, Defense, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, self defense, Shotgun, strategy, Survival, sword, weapon of choice, zombie apocalypse, zombies, ZombieSlayer69

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Items Found:	1894
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!

RwandaCraft: Keir’s Axe Day

administration, Axe, cabinet, controversy, Day, decision, first day, Government, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keirs, leadership, News, office, opposition, policy, Politics, prime minister, Reports, ruling party, rwanda plan, RwandaCraft, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

OMG so like, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got Prime Minister Keir Starmer choppin’ down trees and buildin’ houses like a pro! He axes Rwanda plan but he’s all about dem blocks and pixels now, y’all! Join us for some crazy shenanigans and watch as Keir Starmer becomes the ultimate Minecraft master! Who needs politics when you got blocky adventures waiting for ya?! Let’s get crafty, baby!

ZombieWeaponCraft

Axe, bow and arrow, chainsaw, Crossbow, defense strategies, emergency preparedness, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, Pistol, post-apocalyptic, rifle, self defense, Shotgun, Survival, Undead, weapons, zombie apocalypse, ZombieWeaponCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	6716	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies with…wait for it…a giant rubber chicken! That’s right, forget swords and bows, we’re all about the poultry power here.

Picture this: you’re surrounded by zombies, their moans echoing through the abandoned city streets. You whip out your trusty rubber chicken and start whacking away, sending those undead suckers flying left and right. The other players can’t help but stare in awe at your ridiculous but effective weapon of choice.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base filled with all the snacks you could ever want. Need a break from zombie slaying? Just kick back, relax, and munch on some virtual Doritos while you plot your next epic chicken attack.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those zombies who’s boss with your mighty rubber chicken of doom!

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

CraftyChicks, Creative pursuits, Enjoyable pastimes, Female hobbies, Fun hobbies, Good hobbies, Green flag, Healthy hobbies, hobbies, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, Hobby recommendations, interests, leisure activities, Mindful hobbies, Minecraft, positive vibes, recreational activities, Relaxing hobbies, Self-care hobbies, Server, wellness activities, Women

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids in town!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who all share one thing in common – they all have a hobby that gives off major “green flag” vibes in women. Whether it’s knitting, extreme ironing, or underwater basket weaving, you’ll fit right in with our quirky crew.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with rare diamonds and enchanted treasures. So not only will you be making friends with like-minded individuals, but you’ll also be embarking on epic quests to uncover the hidden riches beneath our pixelated world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life with the most eccentric and fun-loving players around. Who knows, you might even discover a new hobby that gives off those sweet, sweet “green flag” vibes!

LyricallyChallengedCraft

awful lyrics, bad lyrics, cringeworthy lyrics, embarrassing lyrics, lyric writing, lyrical analysis, lyrical blunders, lyrical disaster, lyrical mistakes, LyricallyChallengedCraft, Music, Music (Industry), music criticism, poorly written lyrics, songwriting, songwriting fails, songwriting process, songwriting tips, terrible lyrics, worst song lyrics

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	62	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only moved to the beat of the worst song lyrics ever made! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as the player tried to sneak past them while dodging their awkward dance moves?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And guess what? You could be the next member of this elite squad!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Stonehenge OJ Minecraft Server

Activists, Ancient monument, archaeology, conservation, Cultural vandalism, environmental activism, Graffiti, heritage, Historic site, Iconic stones, illegal activity, Just Stop Oil, Minecraft, Neolithic period, Orange Paint, preservation, protest, Server, Spray, stone circle, stonehenge, Vandalism

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we let u spray orange paint all over stonehenge!! yasss, u heard right. forget building boring houses, come vandalize ancient monuments with us. we even have oil activists causing chaos and adding to the fun. u never know what u gonna find on our server, maybe a giant chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. trust me, u won’t be bored here. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic shenanigans. let’s make minecraft history together!

CraftyCommiesNKandRU

Alliance, Attack, Breakthrough, cooperation, CraftyCommiesNKandRU, Defense, Diplomacy, international relations, Military, Mutual assistance, North Korea, Partnership, Protection, putin, Putin Russia North Korea partnership, russia, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Unity

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	5059
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
New Chunks Explored:	528353	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

so, like, u know how putin and north korea are, like, bffs now? well, they decided to team up and make this epic minecraft server together! like, can u even imagine the craziness that’s gonna go down on this server?

if u join, u get to be part of this historic alliance and, like, fight off any attackers together. it’s gonna be, like, the ultimate test of teamwork and strategy. plus, u get to hang out with putin and kim jong un in the virtual world. how cool is that?

and, like, if u need a break from all the intense battles, u can just chill and build, like, the most epic base ever. u can even invite your friends to join in on the fun and, like, create a whole new world together.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and be part of this, like, totally insane adventure with putin and kim jong un. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic minecraft experience ever!

CraftyMindz Server

/r/Showerthoughts, #announcement, accessibility, bacon, CHANGE, changes, CraftyMindz, CRISPY, crunchy, discussion, Enjoyable, Favorite, FLOPPY, ideas, INPUT, Quality, Server, Soft, Stimulating, submissions, subreddit, Updates

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

hey there gamers!

are you ready for the most epic minecraft server of all time? well, look no further because this server is gonna blow your mind!

we are making some crazy changes to this server to make it more fun, more exciting, and just overall better. we are getting rid of all the boring stuff and adding in a ton of new features that will make your minecraft experience like no other.

join us and experience the thrill of building the most insane creations, battling epic mobs, and exploring endless worlds. trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

answer these important questions for us: – what do you love most about minecraft? – what would you change about this server if you could? – should bacon be crunchy, crispy, soft, or floppy? (we know, random but important)

so come on, join us and let’s make this the best minecraft server ever! we can’t wait to see what crazy adventures we’ll have together. let’s do this!

BrainWaveZzzCraft

arousal levels, blood oxygen levels, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain scans, brain waves, BrainWaveZzzCraft, Breathing, distorted results, false detection, fMRI results, heart rates, medical imaging, neuronal activity, neuroscience, Relaxed, research, Scan, sleepy, study

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Farms Harvested:	342	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain scans will be so lit u won’t even believe it! we got fMRI results that will blow ur mind cuz our players are so relaxed and sleepy that their breathing and heart rates are off the charts, making the blood oxygen levels in their brains go wild! u won’t find this kind of neuronal activity anywhere else, so come join the fun and see for urself! who needs real life when u can have a brain scan party in minecraft?!

CenationsWorld

Adventure, city projects, collaboration, Competition, creativity, Economy, Jobs System, Land, new friends, Plot, Plot Protection, Plots, PvP, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Village projects, whatsapp group

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to Cenations, a Minecraft server featuring Plots for private land, a Jobs system for income and skills, and an economy. Together with cenations, players can build, collaborate, and compete in city or village projects. With plot protection, your creativity is safeguarded. Join Cenations for adventure, new friends, and an unforgettable Minecraft experience

We also have a WhatsApp groupCopy Link To Join:chat.whatsapp.com/LrFh3tfp9mr8EJhqhIMudk

Plot, Survival, Skyblock, PVP (Coming Soon)

play.cenations.my.id:25568

Time’s Ticking Minecraft Server

communism, leftist activism, leftist agenda, leftist awareness, leftist future, leftist movement, leftist perspective, leftist philosophy, leftist time constraints, leftist urgency, Leftists, limited time, Minecraft, political awareness, political beliefs, political change, political consciousness, political ideology, progressive movement, Server, socialism, Ticking, time is running out, Times

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old leftists in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where leftists are on limited time! That’s right, we have a special countdown clock just for them. Watch as they scramble to build their utopian society before time runs out and chaos ensues! Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate leftist meltdown in blocky pixel form. Hurry, before the clock runs out on them!

MatchCraft Server

MatchCraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
New Chunks Explored:	264890	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for our daily 3 matches where players battle it out in epic PvP showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your seat laughing, either way works)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded pigs that fly around and grant wishes to lucky players who find them! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CookieDropPartyNoInvite

3d printed, busy, cookie cutters, CookieDropPartyNoInvite, COOKIES, decorating, drop off, Friend, gift, going away, invited, overwhelmed, Party, Proud, snubbed, sugar cookies, Summer job, supplies, Tears, Theme, used

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of being taken advantage of like a cookie delivery service? Join our Minecraft server where we value your hard work and dedication! No more tears over detailed cookies that go unappreciated – on our server, your creations will be celebrated like the masterpieces they are. Plus, we have a special 3D printer that can create cookie cutters for any theme you desire. Say goodbye to being snubbed and hello to a community that truly appreciates your efforts. Join now and let your creativity shine!