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MineCraftLifeLolz

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Enchantments Applied:	68	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	New Chunks Explored:	835806
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3156
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Votes:	6011
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

aita, apartment search, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockheadAITA, childhood home, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Digging, Effort, fixing problems, free living, hard work, Homeowner, idiot, long-term planning, Mortgage, Moving, relationship, spring water, water issues

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Sayonara, Old Sayings!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Crops Grown:	3659	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
New Chunks Explored:	860988	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Runes Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!