But don’t worry, we’ll make it up to you by giving you a plate of food and a heartfelt “sorry” before asking you to sleep on the couch so we can have some space. Who needs cuddles and love when you can have awkward interactions and passive-aggressive texts instead?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being treated like an afterthought while you try to show love and support in the most bizarre ways possible. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion that you won’t find anywhere else!
We got cows that can fly, creepers that dance to dubstep, and villagers who speak in nothing but puns.
If you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, then come join us and experience the true meaning of insanity.
Trust me, once you see the giant chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, you’ll never want to leave.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
We got pigs flying through the air, creepers breakdancing to dubstep, and villagers trading diamonds for rotten flesh because they’re on some weird diet!
And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in shades of purple!
Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right, like turning all the chickens into mini Godzilla monsters or making the sun rise in the west just for kicks!
So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for my farts, they’re deadly weapons of mass destruction!
But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.
So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?
Join us for a fun and inclusive community where personality is what matters most. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your pixelated soulmate on our server! Just make sure to bring your best personality traits with you, because that’s what truly counts.
Don’t let awkward dinner conversations get you down, come join our server and let your personality shine! And hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about not judging a Minecraft character by their pixels. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
u know what else? our server is so lit that it cures depression and social anxiety. yep, u heard me right. just log on and all ur problems will disappear like magic. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. who wouldn’t want that?
come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? come on in and let’s have some fun!
Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately notice a strange smell lingering in the air. You start exploring and realize that the source of the smell is one of your fellow players! That’s right, we have a real-life stinker in our midst. Will you confront them about their odor or try to avoid them at all costs? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We also have secret group chats where you can air out all your dirty laundry and confront awkward situations head-on. Who knows what drama will unfold when you bring up that one player who never showers? Will they get embarrassed and lash out, or will they finally take a hint and clean up their act?
So come join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of stink. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
Eventyr: The best Minecraft server with Towny and a friendly community! Join and enjoy.
IP: play.eventyr.latDiscord: https://discord.eventyr.latWeb: https://eventyr.lat
play.eventyr.lat
Welcome to Taliocraft, the new vanilla server brought to you by Retribution Gaming.
A friendly pvp factions server with a focus on unique items, mobs and armor.
Also, make sure to check out our other server, wild west frontier for a fully custom cowboy experience! http://www.planetminecraft.com/forums/wild-west-frontier-t545685.html
play.retg.net
RealityMC is a city based role play server where you can recreate your life, only online. Get a job, make friends, earn money, even start a family! RealityMC awaits you to start our journey!
198.27.125.41
Community focused server!We have:Survival, Oneblock, Vanilla, Pixelmon, Towny and MiniJuegos
You have doubts? Did you forget your password? Don’t know how to enter? Doesn’t it work for you?We are on Discord 24/7 to assist you.
Web: https://tienda.chilitocrafters.netDiscord: https://discord.gg/MaKdV7fInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/chilitocrafters/
play.chilitocrafters.net
The description box is far too short for what i had written D:
How about you check us out and decide for yourself!
Here’s our discord too, just in case you wanted it!
http://discord.io/stoneburner
smp.stoneburnergaming.com
Running a Small 30 slot Autoranking open build server with changing overworld maps, Super Pirates battle Royale map , Flatlands and others. New players get the rank VIP and fly mode in an hour or less of play time. Can claim land and build anywhere. Super Pirates battle Royale and other maps can be reset just ask a Admin or Operator if ones online. Thank You and have fun
bullseye.ddns.net
It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!
Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.org
PORT FOR BEDROCK 19132
play.minejordyn.org
We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v8.1.2
Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/ultimate-reallife-roleplay.616349
If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: http://d.pokelegends.net
play.pokelegends.net
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n15.csrv.pl:13144
Welcome to CyperLands! This is a Survival Minecraft Server created by a small team. We focus mainly on simple plugins to provide you with a simple, yet fun gameplay with mostly Vanilla minecraft feel. Old minecrafters and veterans alike will enjoy the simplicity of the server. Our server is quite small and new, therefore we want you to tell your friends about our server so that we can grow! Make sure to read #rules to make sure that you do not get into any misunderstandings and most importantly, enjoy your time on the server!
play.cyperlands.net