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BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magic Items Found:	3307
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

KimchiCraft: NoroVirusNonsense

contaminated food, disease control, fermented food, food poisoning, Food Safety, gastrointestinal illness, health crisis, hygiene, kimchi, kimchi recipe, KimchiCraft, Korean cuisine, norovirus, NoroVirusNonsense, outbreak, Prevention, public health, Sickness, south korea, stomach bug, traditional cuisine, viral infection

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Players Killed by Monsters:	3585
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

lol come join our server, where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so much craziness going on, you’ll be laughing your pants off!

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where everything is made of cheese! yep, you heard right, CHEESE! you can build a house out of gouda or make a sword out of cheddar, the possibilities are endless!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a revolution against the evil sheep overlords. join their cause and fight for chicken rights in the most epic battle of all time!

and if that’s not enough, we have a giant volcano in the middle of the map that shoots out marshmallows instead of lava. it’s the perfect place for a sweet and sticky adventure!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft world you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it!

TrashCraft: Bagged & Tagged

#sustainability, Bagged, eco-friendly, environmental impact, garbage bag, garbage disposal, household waste, landfill, packaging waste, plastic bags, plastic pollution, recycling, recycling bins, reusable bags, single-use plastics, sustainability practices, TAGGED, Trash, TrashCraft, waste generation, waste management, waste reduction, waste sorting

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH LADY’S JEWELRY BOX. U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF GOLD AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE. ONCE, A CREEPER TRIED TO EXPLODE BUT WE TOLD IT A JOKE AND IT LAUGHED SO HARD IT TURNED INTO A PIG. ALSO, OUR SHEEP CAN DANCE THE MACARENA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT LAND!

FiberglassCraft: Oysters & Mussels Edition

contamination, Edition, environmental concerns, environmental impact, Fiberglass, FiberglassCraft, food chain, glass reinforced plastic, GRP, health concerns, ingestion, marine life, marine pollution, microplastics, Mussels, ocean health, oysters, particles, Plastic, Pollution, seafood, study

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have oysters and mussels filled with fiberglass for you to munch on! it’s like a crunchy surprise in every bite! who knew you could get your daily dose of fiber and glass at the same time?

our server is so wild, we have GRP particles floating around everywhere, adding a touch of danger to your gameplay. watch out for those sharp edges, they might give you a paper cut in the virtual world!

experts are raving about our server, saying it’s the most unique and insane experience they’ve ever had in minecraft. join now and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our fiber-filled, glass-infused paradise!

SRPG | MMORPG 🔥 Minecraft server

banner, Cities, CONTENT, Crafts, Custom, custom weapons, diligently, Grimoires, June 22, locations, Magic, Minecraft, mmorpg, mobs, Moscow time, one person, Ores, Pets, Server, server description, Shop, SRPG, Starter Kit, Vampirism, weapons, work

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Dear player! Our server is the work of one person, who has been making content on it for a very long time and diligently. The server will leave those works on June 22 at 16:00 Moscow time! The server has everything you could possibly need, although there won’t be many locations at the start.Magic, Locations, Custom weapons, your own mobs, your own ores, your own crafts, grimoires, and much more.

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Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where the mop is mightier than the sword!

Brewery, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, era, Events, genre, Impact, Janitors, Lore, Mightier, mop, nation, Plugins, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, Story, Style, sword, Unique, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Worldbuilding/Roleplay based SMP
Build Theme	None, encourages unique builds and story-building
Events	Varied events, both lore-related and ingame fun
Discord	Join Discord
Plugins	Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery And others

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Do I have to follow a specific build theme on the server?

No, we encourage unique builds of any era, genre, or style.

Are there rules regarding player-created cultures and religions?

While it’s great to create your own, there are also existing groups you can join.

Do I need to join the Discord server?

Yes, joining the Discord is required. It’s also a great place to interact with the community and get server information.

BlockyBorderCrossing – Minecraft Server

199414643, BlockyBorderCrossing, Canada, Cum, edishprev, friends only, mexico, Minecraft, Server, Usa

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where only the coolest of frens are allowed to join! Why should you hop on this crazy train, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild tales that will have you itching to hit that join button.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the kicker – the chest was guarded by a gang of mischievous llamas who challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot! Can you imagine busting a move with llamas in Minecraft? Only on this server, my friends.

Oh, and let’s not forget about the legendary taco quest that has players searching far and wide for the ultimate taco recipe. Rumor has it that whoever completes the quest will be granted the power to summon a taco rainstorm upon their enemies. Tacos falling from the sky, anyone?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical land where pigs can fly, cows can juggle, and sheep can breakdance. It’s like a circus meets a farm meets a dance party, and it’s all happening right here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a blast with your new frens. See you in the game, and may the llamas be ever in your favor!

EmpressSakuya’s Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, command, Commandment, DECLARATION, DOMINANCE, empress, EmpressSakuyas, Hail, leadership, loyalty, me, Minecraft, Neo-Britannia, obedience, Order, power, Reign, Royalty, Ruler, Sakuya Sumeragi, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Supremacy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the glorious empire of Neo-Britannia led by the one and only Empress Sakuya Sumeragi!

Join us and become a noble knight, a fearless warrior, or even a mischievous jester in our kingdom. But be warned, the Empress is known for her unpredictable mood swings and may challenge you to a duel at any moment.

Rumor has it that deep within the kingdom lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon that only the bravest of adventurers can defeat. Will you be the one to claim the treasure and earn the Empress’s favor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the land of Neo-Britannia! Just remember to bow down to Empress Sakuya Sumeragi or risk facing her wrath!

TuitionCraft: GF Edition

achieving goals, big fight, college tuition, communication problems, community college, distant behavior, easing burden, Edition, embarrassed, family financial struggles, feeling inadequate, feeling indebted, financial stress, financial support, Generosity, not being supportive, relationship issues, support for dreams, TuitionCraft, university transfer

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	2837	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5203

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in supporting each other’s dreams… unless it involves paying for college tuition! Join us for a wild ride of drama and misunderstandings, just like the story of this player who offered to pay for their girlfriend’s education and ended up in a big fight!

On our server, you’ll never know what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in. Maybe you’ll accidentally build a house on someone else’s land and start a war over it, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few heated arguments over who gets the last block of obsidian. See you there!

ControversialCraft Minecraft Server

controversial actions, controversial behavior, controversial beliefs, controversial character, controversial figure, controversial historical figure, controversial icon, controversial individual, controversial leader, controversial opinions, controversial person, controversial personality, controversial public figure, controversial statements, controversial topics, ControversialCraft, debate, History, Humanity, Minecraft, public figure, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	6113
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mines Excavated:	4839	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1135

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the rebels and troublemakers out there!

Join us on our server and become the most controversial player in all of Minecraft history. Start drama, stir up trouble, and watch the chaos unfold as you become the talk of the virtual town.

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most hilarious ways possible. And don’t even get us started on our “Drama Queen” competition, where the player who causes the most drama in a week wins a virtual crown and bragging rights for life.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and become the most controversial person in Minecraft – if you dare!

BlockyBationStation

BlockyBationStation, intimate moments, Masturbation, personal pleasure, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure frequency, self pleasure frequency analysis, self pleasure habits, self pleasure techniques, self satisfaction, self-arousal, self-care, self-exploration, self-play, self-touch, sexual activity, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magic Items Found:	5580
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with enchanted pickles. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Masturbation Monday” event where players can compete in a virtual tug-of-war tournament using nothing but their pickaxes. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted banana as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring plenty of lube because things are about to get slippery.