Our server is so wild and wacky, even your retired Army veteran mother who got caught napping in the bathroom at work would feel right at home. And don’t worry, she won’t be snooping on your emails or eating your dinner here – unless you count virtual chicken leg quarters as a delicacy!
Join us now and let the chaos of real life melt away as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with instead? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind!
Our server is perfect for those who struggled in math like our friend here, because we believe in celebrating all players, not just the A-students. No more condescending tones or favoritism, everyone gets a chance to shine in our virtual world. Plus, we don’t do binder checks, we only check to make sure your inventory is organized for epic adventures.
And if you ever come across a teacher like Ms. Newly-Divorced-‘N-lookinglikesh*te, you can unleash your truth bombs in the chat without worrying about international humiliation. So join us today and leave the real-life bullies behind, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing disturbed is the Enderman trying to steal your blocks!
| Overview | Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! We are a Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods. Currently on Season 3 – To The Stars! |
| This server is build-focused with a friendly community. We have a shopping and gaming district for players to enjoy. |
| This server uses the same modpack as the Survival SMP, intended for testing machines and building in creative mode. |
| A new addition to our servers, a PVP zombie survival pack launched recently. Fast-paced and chaotic gameplay. |
| Crafttomuck Website |
| World Map |
| We take our community seriously and encourage effort in applications. Read the rules and join us for some crafting and mining fun! |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can apply on our website at https://www.crafttomuck.com and join our Discord community. |
| What modpack do you use? | We use the Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods. You can find the modpack on Curseforge under “Crafttomuck”. |
| Are there any rules for the servers? | Each server has its own set of rules, which can be found on our Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them. |
| Is there any lag on the servers? | We have a dedicated server that runs smoothly with minimal lag. If any issues arise, we address them promptly. |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that will make all the other players green with envy.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where you’ll find a portal to the mystical realm of Cheese Land? It’s a place where rivers flow with nacho cheese and mountains are made of cheddar – just be careful not to anger the Cheese Golems, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
But beware, the cycle of chaos is never-ending in our server. One minute you could be peacefully farming carrots, and the next you could be caught in a prank war with your fellow players. Who knows what will happen next in this unpredictable and hilarious world!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who needs boring political policies when you can have cake fights and prank wars instead? Let’s dive into the madness together and see where the crazy cycle takes us!
Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of how they came into this world. Embrace your uniqueness and show off your two dads with pride. Who needs a traditional family structure when you can have a family of creepers and zombies?
Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build a fortress made entirely of test tubes. Show off your knowledge of in vitro fertilization to all your fellow players and watch as they marvel at your unconventional origins.
Don’t worry about being banned for teaching others about test tube babies – on our server, knowledge is power and sharing is caring. So come on in and join the fun – because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where being different is not just accepted, but encouraged?