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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5613 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally shoved a diamond sword up their ass and emerged as the ultimate warrior, slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms with ease. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where players compete in butt-stuff challenges for rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild…and maybe keep an eye on where you’re putting those items, just in case.