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  • ShowerShenanigansMC

    ShowerShenanigansMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Unhygienic Chronicles of Blocktopia

    Where the Pixels Smell Better Than Reality

    Welcome, brave adventurers, to Blocktopia—the Minecraft server that defies all laws of physics, ethics, and personal hygiene! Join us as we uncover the sordid secrets of pixelated living, where the only thing messier than your builds is your roommate’s shower habits. Ever wondered what lurks in the shadows of the End? It’s just the last resident’s poor decisions and questionable life choices left to fester.


    Dive Into the Chaos

    Imagine a world where:

      • Dungeons are replaced with bathrooms: Your only enemy? The toilet brush.
      • Creepers are ascendant: Blowing up your entire base? At least it’s better than what was left behind in the communal shower!
      • You can craft the ultimate Clean-Up Kit: Featuring a sponge that whispers dark secrets about your past roommates. Use it wisely!

    Endless Features of Filth and Fun

    Feature Description
    Suds and Shenanigans Open a Blocktopian bubble tea shop; serve questionable drinks while you quest!
    Germaphobe’s Sanctuary A fort built of soap blocks and sanitary supplies—it’s a fortress of solitude!
    Mysterious Hook-Up Hotspots Explore locations where unlikely romances end in utter chaos and confusion!

    "I walked in, and it was like stepping into a horror movie. The bathroom floor looked like something out of a post-apocalyptic nightmare! You can’t unsee that!" – A bewildered player with a penchant for cleanliness.


    Rumors & Conspiracies

    The Shower Incident

    Did you ever think the Bedrock is a gateway to other realms? Maybe, just maybe, it’s where the unholy lives of ex-roommates linger, forever unclean and hiding in the shadows. Legend has it that if you stare into a dirty mirror while wielding a sponge, the spirits will come forth, claiming your soul as payment for cleanliness long forsaken.

    Warning: Germ Zombies Ahead

    Beware of Germ Zombies, once roommate-champions, now cursed with eternal filth! They roam the land, spreading chaos, while their accursed showers overflow with stories of embarrassment. Cleanliness is a pathway to sanity, tread carefully!


    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What happens if I encounter a Germ Zombie? A: Offer them a mop and run! Speed is key!

    Q: Are there any hidden treasures related to this shower debacle? A: The only treasure is in not stepping into the filth. Pay attention, and you might just avoid a fate worse than pixelated doom!


    Join Us—But Beware!

    Dare to join Blocktopia, where the pixels are forged in the fires of chaos, and every block you place could reveal the truth behind roommate tragedies of epic proportions. Forget about conquering the Overworld; survive the intimate horrors of shared living!

    Expect the unexpected, trust no one with a dirty bathroom, and remember: Every connection has its price—don’t let your friendships go down the drain with the grime!

    Step into the unknown NOW… or risk a fate tangled in mid-lease drama. Will you become a master builder, or will you succumb to the dark arts of cleanliness? Your adventure awaits in the most absurd Minecraft server ever conceived.

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  • "Minecraft Server: Auntie Chaos!"

    "Minecraft Server: Auntie Chaos!"

    New Minecraft Servers

    🐉 Welcome to the Glitchy Realm of Existence 🐉

    Your Last Stop Before the End of Reality

    Greetings, Mortal! If you wanted a calm server, you’ve dialed the wrong cosmic phone number! Here, we chow down on chaos sandwiches with a side of nightmare fries! Ever wanted to mine sweet, sweet dreams? Or maybe dig up the bones of your former self? Join us in the Blocky Void and embrace the delicious madness!

    🎮 Server Features That Will Melt Your Brain 🧠

    Feature Reality
    Endless Cactus Spawns Perfect for hugs! 🌵 Get pricked by love!
    Weather Control Currently, it rains chickens, feathers are now currency! 🐔💸
    Automatic Inferno Fire Lava Pits! A cozy place for cats! 🔥😻
    Time Travel Dungeons Backwards, forwards, left and right, watch your existence fold like origami! 📅✂️
    Invisible Friendly Creepers They’ll hug you, but you won’t know they are there until it’s too late! 💣💔
    Transdimensional Pigs They’ll offer you advice, only it’ll be in ancient Greek! 🐖📜

    🌌 Player Reviews from the Void

    “I built a house of spaghetti and my cat turned into a wizard. 10/10.”

    “The flowers whisper secrets, but I can’t understand them. Do they want my soul?”

    “I discovered gravity doesn’t exist here. I’m now floating in the abyss.”

    “Unicorns keep stealing my diamonds. I think they’re in love.”

    🚨 Warning: Reality May Not Apply 🚨

    If you hear whispers at midnight, do not heed them. They are the pixels attempting to communicate! Join us and the madness may just embrace you, or stuff you in a jar. Who decides? Not us! The blocks are watching. Are you ready to jump in?

    Embrace the chaos, or it will embrace you—in ways that are best left unspoken.

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  • Aisle-Mate Adventures: Minecraft SMP

    Aisle-Mate Adventures: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh boy, let me tell ya about this Minecraft SMP, and honestly, if you don’t join, you might as well be living under a stone block forever! 😂 First off, picture this: you’re just casually mining your diamonds, right? Then suddenly a creeper gives you the side-eye, and BOOM—an explosion happens, but wait! That was just Jerry, the ultimate prankster. He’s disguising as a creeper to scare you! And who’s Jerry? The guy who once replaced all the cows in the world with actual live llamas! 🦙 Like, how does that even happen??

    So, join this SMP, and you might just find out that every time you try to catch a fish, there’s a literal fisherman named Gary who claims he’s never caught a fish but somehow has a collection of “enchanted bricks” instead. You know, because why not? Every brick he throws into the ocean comes back with a fish on it. Like, what a legend. 😂

    Let’s talk about the great pig revolt of 2021 🐖. Yeah, they didn’t like being made into bacon, obviously! So now, every time you eat pork chops, a pig named Sir Snouts-a-lot will appear outta nowhere and demand you to trade your diamond pickaxe for his royal crown. But his crown is literally made of carrots and sad wishes! Where do those wishes come from? No one knows! But what I DO know is that if you don’t trade, that pig will literally swarm you with his entire army of crossbow-carrying piglets!

    And speaking of armies, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of endermen who are also really into, like, poetry? You’re mining, and suddenly they start reciting their dramatic sonnets about the beauty of moonstone and how they really miss their ex that they never had. They will not leave you alone until you join their poetry slam on Friday nights. It’s either that or you live in endless fear of them teleporting into your house and pulling all your torches out like bad magic! 🔮✨

    Let’s not forget the legendary ender dragon, who’s not just a boss, but a RAPPER! Y’know, he’s on some next-level SoundCloud grind! The real reason you need to join this SMP is to be a part of the hype train to his next mixtape drop! Trust me, if you’re not there to hype him up, he’ll eat your entire base and all your rarest blocks for breakfast!

    Oh, and what’s that? You can also spawn meteors made of only TNT and cake? Yeah, cake. Because who wants a boring meteor shower when you can have delicious cake raining down? Just don’t let the villagers catch you; they’ll start a rebellion over their “lost carbs” and it’s just messy, man. 😅

    So in conclusion, if you want to experience a world where your best friends become weird pigs, or endermen are poets, or if you just wanna see some serious chaos unfold while mining, then hop on in! Your life will never be the same again, I promise you! 🍰🪨✨ Seriously, what are you even doing reading this? Go join already!

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  • UrinalToStall Minecraft Server

    UrinalToStall Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to CrazyCraft: Where Reality Meets Insanity!

    Imagine a world where goldfish rule the skies and trees talk in riddles! Penetrate the veil of normalcy and dive into our server of delightful madness where every block is a question mark and every player is a favorite sandwich!

    Server Features (Read at Your Own Risk!)

    Feature Description
    Sentient Grass Blocks Will tell you the weather! Most of the time, they lie.
    Unlimited Pickles But why can’t I find the sandwiches?
    Endless Nightmares Cuddle monsters are REAL. Sleep is for the weak!
    Creeper Karaoke Enjoy the explosive music, literally!
    Dog Cops The law is in a very fluffy place. Just don’t bark back.
    End Portal to the 3rd Dimension It’s just your closet. Don’t open it!

    Player Testimonials

    “I never thought I could milk a cow with my bare hands. Now I’m stuck in a time loop.” – Player747

    “The pickles sing as I run. I think I’m the heir to the throne!” – DukeOfPickles

    “My only regret is teaching my pet spider to read.” – SpookySteve

    Join Us, If You Dare!

    CrazyCraft is not just a server; it’s a cosmic trip through a kaleidoscope! Leap from dimensions and embrace the chocolate fountain of existential despair! Maybe the world is flat? Maybe you’re just dreaming of donuts! Reality is just a suggestion!

    Cautionary Notice

    Beware, oh traveler! If you hear whispers in the void, it may be the fry cook from the 273rd reality trying to steal your soul. Trust no one, especially the talking sheep. On Thursdays, they become sentient.

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  • DadBodDramaCraft

    DadBodDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    So, there was this player who joined our server and they were just minding their own business, building their little house and whatnot. But then, out of nowhere, a group of friendly creepers came and started dancing around them! It was like a party, man!

    And that’s not even the craziest part. One time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds, but instead of keeping it all for themselves, they shared it with everyone on the server! Talk about generosity, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! We once had a player who accidentally built a rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and beyond! They ended up in a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. True story, bro.

    So, if you want to experience epic dance parties with creepers, discover secret dungeons of riches, and accidentally stumble into magical dimensions, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. Let’s get crafting!

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  • BlockyFired

    BlockyFired

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been fired for accidentally setting your boss’s office on fire while trying to cook a grilled cheese sandwich with a blowtorch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can set things on fire to your heart’s content without any consequences! Join us for a fiery good time and leave your embarrassing job mishaps behind.

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  • CreeperCraft: “That was a total blockhead move”

    CreeperCraft: “That was a total blockhead move”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to hear the worst thing you can say after sex – “I’m sorry, I forgot to save my game!” Our server is so addictive, you won’t even remember to save your progress in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make your ex jealous. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just like your last one night stand!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCreeperCafe

    CraftyCreeperCafe

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of Me(20F) and Kamila(23F) at their workplace.

    Imagine a world where you have to navigate awkward dinners with your coworkers, just like our protagonist did at the restaurant she works at. Will you be able to handle the pressure and keep your cool when everyone starts treating you differently?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic showdowns and heated arguments, just like the one between Me and Kamila. Will you be able to stand your ground and come out on top, or will you crumble under the pressure?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of workplace drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Momma’s Boyfriend Quest

    Momma’s Boyfriend Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from emotionally charged arguments with your mom and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the awkward dinners and intense family discussions.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual family with your sister’s boyfriend who is always talkative and open to bonding. No more quiet and awkward dinners, just fun and laughter with your new Minecraft family.

    Join us and let go of the drama, because on our server, the only arguments you’ll have are about who built the coolest castle or who found the rarest diamond. Say goodbye to emotional turmoil and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your way to a drama-free life filled with fun and adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCraps: Share Your Adult Oops!

    CraftyCraps: Share Your Adult Oops!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be shitting is bricks from all the excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing so hard you might just shit yourself (but hopefully not for real this time).

    Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s something for everyone here.

    So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds. It was a sight to behold, and soon became a tourist attraction for players from all over the world. Legend has it that anyone who sits on the diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether disco. Plus, our staff are always on hand to help out with any issues or just to chat about life, love, and the pursuit of diamond blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have the time of your life. Just remember to bring some extra pants, because things are about to get wild.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LimitedGaming-LTD-Craft

    LimitedGaming-LTD-Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LTD-Craft 24/7 Cracked 1.8 Server NO Lag PVP Friendly Staff Always Open Spigot If You do need help there will be staff on all the time Your wish is our command 🙂 We hope to see you here soon;)

    mc.limitedgaming.net

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FinalGame-Hosting.com

    FinalGame-Hosting.com

    New Minecraft Servers

    To a world full of surprises. A PVP survival server, where there are no limits on what you can do. Feeling bold and wanna live in the wilderness? Go ahead and create your own personal band of raiders! Rather build something huge with unlimited items? You can do all that here. We’re one of the unique servers, we believe in providing the best possible experience for all kinds of players! Feel Free to join.

    Minecraft server: Ip: FinalGame-Hosting.com

    FinalGame-Hosting.com

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GalaticWar

    GalaticWar

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our server has all the plugins you will need to complete your faction tekkit server dream. No Lag and nice staff. we will always help you. Great Spawn map and Portals to so you dont have to walk so long 😉 i hope to see you in my server i need alot of support so please help. hurry up before the nice landscape gets taken!!

    88.150.171.99

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PureCraftMC

    PureCraftMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to PureCraftMC! Server IP: play.purecraftmc.com

    Tired of the same old prison servers? Tired of having nothing else to do but mine and sell? Then get ready to be fully entertained at PureCraft!

    PureCraft compiles all the best features the Prison game type has to offer with our own twist on the rank-up system. We separate ourselves with multiple fun plug-ins such as A-Z, Prestiges, Casino, Custom Enchants, Mine bombs, Mine Crates, Key Crates, Plot Squared, Auctions, Trade System, PVP, and much more!

    Everyone has an equal playing opportunity, whether or not you are a donator or not, all kits and economy are balanced!

    If you are looking for a new type of Prison and looking to join an amazing community, then PureCraft is the server for you!

    play.purecraftmc.com

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  • Kryptech Prison

    Kryptech Prison

    New Minecraft Servers

    In our server we provide an awesome staff team and group of players! What do we have? Well we have Factions, parkour which you can use to gain money for factions, and also KitPvp with pots! We love to have fun by playing with the new members and are ready to help at all costs! Thanks, Team of Kryptechprison

    167.114.43.166

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  • Aurinkomaa

    Aurinkomaa

    New Minecraft Servers

    Aurinkomaa Survival RPG server

    Website: http://www.maailmanloppu.fi Forum: http://foorumit.maailmanloppu.fi Server: suiringomaa.maailmanloppu.fi

    Aurinkomaa is back better than ever.

    maailmanloppu.fi

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TimeSpaceCraft

    TimeSpaceCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a 1.8 Semi Vanilla Server with economy,GriefPrevention Plugins and More….Do come right now.We also got Donor ranks and Starter Package…More will come soon as well…Do Not Lose your time and come NOW…

    192.99.99.224

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelCub Network

    PixelCub  Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server No Premium Hosted No Hamachi 24/7 No Spanish Speaking Lag. Exclusive paid plugins to guarantee security and fun. Network With Minigames and Classics Servers. Survival, Skywars, Factions, Skyblock, KitPVP and More… 100% optimized. Our IP: MC.PIXELCUB.NET Our Website: www.pixelcub.net Our TeamSpeak3: ts3.pixelcub.net Our Twitter: @PixelcubMC Our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/juegaahoramc/ Join our network

    mc.pixelcub.net

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DoggyCraft

    DoggyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    A relaxed server with lots of friendly players 🙂

    Build, do some pvp and sell your items in the shops and generally just have some fun!

    doggycraft.dk

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TeegeeCraft

    TeegeeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    TeegeeCraft – Legendary Survival Fun * Girl Owned * * 18+ Only * * Custom Enchants * * Mob Arena * * Keep Inventory * * mcMMO with Fun Tweaks * * Crazy-Fun Fishing System and Rewards * * Player Shops * * Free Daily Scratch Cards* * Drop Parties! Ore Parties! Treasure Hunts! * * and more! *

    discord.teegeecraft.net play.teegeecraft.net

    play.teegeecraft.net

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