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GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	2016

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

ShowerlessGF-911

aita, BIAS, Boundaries, care, Communication, Girlfriend, guidance, hygiene, love, mental barriers, mental health, military discipline, personal hygiene, public vs private, refuses to shower, relationship, self-care, sensory issues, ShowerlessGF911, social circle, Support

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is not just important, it’s mandatory! We understand the struggles of keeping clean, especially when you’re in the midst of a battle with sensory issues and mental barriers. But fear not, for on our server, we have special showers that are designed to make you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise while getting squeaky clean!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies, all while maintaining impeccable hygiene. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and will support you every step of the way. Plus, we have a special feature where if you haven’t showered in 7 days, your character automatically gets a refreshing shower in-game!

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure, where cleanliness is next to godliness and where even the toughest soldiers can appreciate the power of a good shower. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this unique gaming experience!

GirlyGamerGang SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Meteorites Collected:	0
Void Gems Collected:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness!

BlockBingeTV

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Game, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Propaganda, putin, Putins, riles, Russian, sanctions, security concerns, Server, special military operation, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Animals Bred:	152
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Players Killed by Monsters:	1087
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	862

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	5055	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Votes:	8405
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	925152	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!