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UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Items Found:	5172
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

HeatwaveCraft – The Hottest Minecraft Server

climate change, environmental impact, extreme heat, global warming, heat advisory, heat exhaustion, heatwave, heatwave cycle, heatwave frequency, heatwave season, heatwave trend, heatwave warning, HeatwaveCraft, hot weather, Hottest, Iceland, mass migration, Minecraft, normal weather, record heatwave, Server, Summer, temperature rise, weather patterns

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3862	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Tired of sweating your pixels off in the scorching heat of summer on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so cool, you’ll forget what a heatwave even feels like. We’ve got igloos for days, polar bears as pets, and our very own Ice Queen ruling over the land. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest snowman in the server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal winter! So pack your bags and join us on the coolest server around. Who needs Iceland when you have us?

NoFood4U_SharingSux

5 years old, after school snack, aita, Birthday Party, bob, Boundaries, classmate, close friend, Daily, daily snacks., Dinner, extra snacks, friendship, Generosity, Grab, grade school, hounding, leftover lunch, MIL, NoFood4U_SharingSux, parents, play dates, Reciprocation.., Respect, similar foods, similar incomes, snack, Tantrum, telling my kid not to share his food

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dimension Hops:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is strictly prohibited! Are you tired of your in-game friends constantly begging for your virtual snacks? Well, look no further because on our server, we promote boundaries and respect when it comes to snack sharing.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and saying “No, thank you” to snack thieves. Witness epic tantrums thrown by players who can’t handle rejection and watch as they uninvite each other from their virtual birthday parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane drama and gossip, just like the real world. Will Bob ever learn to bring his own snacks? Will your kid ever be able to play with his friend again? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So join now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with navigating the treacherous world of snack-sharing in Minecraft. Who knew virtual snacks could cause so much drama?

Blocky Dongs Collective

anatomy, blocky, Collective, collective nouns, Dongs, funny, genitalia, group of penises, humor, male anatomy, male appendages, male body parts, male genitalia, male members, male organs, male phalluses, male reproductive organs, male reproductive parts, male reproductive system, male sex organs, manhood, Slang

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Buildings Constructed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

102 millionaires, Analysis, Craft, data, Economy, finance, income, INEQUALITY, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, News, occupations, Poorest, postcodes, Report, Revealed, RICHEST, Server, statistics, Tax, TAXES, TaxFree, wealth

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Emeralds Found:	8381	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

civilian area, Conflict, danger, extremist, firing, gaza, Hamas, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, mortar rounds, Propaganda, Rafah, RafahMortarMadness, SECURITY, Terrorism, Terrorist, Video, violence, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Enchantments Applied:	241
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

algorithmic process, Artificial Intelligence, complex systems, computational biology, computer science, CraftyHumanAlgorithm, Creation, data processing, digital transformation, Evolution, genetic algorithm, human development, human evolution, Humanity, humans, innovation, iterative process, machine learning, programming, recursive algorithm, Technology

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Votes:	4385
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	147
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	New Chunks Explored:	962063
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!

ExWifeLaundryLover

accident, aita, Apologize.., bad intentions, bed bound, blood relations, Civil, DAUGHTER, Divorce, ExWifeLaundryLover, family, Helping, home nurse, husband’s ex wife, Laundry, medical field, shower, teenagers, Tension, washer, young girl

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just like the time when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique feature where players can become virtual nurses and help care for injured players in the game. Just like the time when a player’s virtual ex-wife needed help with her virtual laundry, and things got a little messy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!