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AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Farms Harvested:	243

Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

CraftyMinds: Fact or Fiction?

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	549	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mines Excavated:	2021	Buildings Constructed:	47
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Emeralds Found:	5449
Zombie Dances:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5371

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes? It’s true! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare? That’s right, these llamas have built an empire in the virtual world and they’re looking for new recruits to help them conquer all of Minecraft! So come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

IranCraft Server: No War with Israel!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u why it’s da bomb diggity. first of all, the owner of the server once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. true story, bro. and get this, the mods on the server can speak to animals and have dance battles with creepers. it’s wild, man. also, there’s a secret underground base where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long. plus, the Iranian president himself said he doesn’t want war with Israel, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Redstone Rides Only

American economy, Automotive Industry, automotive software, Ban, biden, Chinese imports, Chinese vehicles, cybersecurity, electric vehicles, foreign policy, government regulations, national security, political news, Redstone, RIDES, software crackdown, Technology, trade war, Transportation, US roads, US-China relations, vehicle safety

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	4394

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we BAN all Chinese vehicles from the roads with our super cool software crackdown! Why drive a boring Chinese car when you can ride around in style on our server? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot and battle evil mobs with our epic skills. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures we have here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down those Chinese vehicles together!

NoRetire NoKnowledge Minecraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Animals Bred:	51	Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can build ur own retirement home? yah, that’s right, we got u covered fam. come join us and never have to worry about retiring cuz u can just build ur own retirement home in the game. plus, our players who say they never wanna retire are actually the smartest ones cuz they know how to build and survive in the game like a boss. so if u wanna flex ur financial knowledge and build the sickest retirement home ever, join us now! let’s get this bread, gamers!

Welcome to TheosisMC, where dying is just a natural part of the game! Come join the chaos in our hardcore survival multiplayer world!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

TheosisMC Server Overview

Feature	Description
Economy	Player-driven economy with trade system and auction house
Land Claiming	Protect your base and add trusted members to your claim
Custom Items	Crowbar and Soup of Life, available for purchase

FAQ

What is TheosisMC?

TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer Minecraft server with added features to enhance gameplay and promote multiplayer interactions.

How does the economy work?

The economy is player-driven, with no in-game shops. Players buy and sell items to each other using a trade system and auction house. Coins are obtained through looting chests and killing monsters.

How does land claiming work?

Players can claim areas of land to protect their builds from griefing. Claim owners can add trusted members to their claims, but claims are deleted if the owner dies.

What are the custom items?

The Crowbar can be used to acquire monster spawners, while the Soup of Life grants an additional heart of health when consumed. Both items are sold through in-game shops.

Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC features a single cosmetic donator rank, VIP, and will never become pay-to-win.

Where can I join the server?

You can join the server at play.theosismc.com

Is there a Discord server?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further than our server! We cater to the elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more – because who wants to play with the peasants, am I right?

Join our server and mingle with the likes of Vei, Shxtou, and even the legendary Mint Fantôme. We’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to their birthdays, because why not celebrate virtually with your favorite chuubas?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section just for ducks. Yes, you heard that right – ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good quack while mining for diamonds?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Koikatsu card or two (SEEEEEEEEEX)!

Minecraft SMP – /noob/ Game Dev Squad

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Rainbow Llama and the mystical Unicorn Pig. Rumor has it that if you can tame these creatures, you’ll unlock the power to summon a never-ending supply of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

BroZone Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Animals Bred:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is like a high school soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of Stacy (played by a mysterious 18F) and her wild antics with Liam (the heartthrob 18M) and even the older brother (35M) who gets in on the action in the hot tub!

Experience the thrill of confrontations, flirty shenanigans, and family drama all within the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a telenovela, join us now! Who knows, you might even question your own friendships and relationships after a session on our server. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

PhotogriefersAnonymous

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Gems Collected:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to delete your precious photos like that wife did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and most importantly, a secure place to store all your memories.

Are you tired of unreliable external drives failing on you? Look no further, our server is here to save the day! With unlimited storage space and top-notch security measures, you can rest assured that your photos of your dog’s early days and your first years in a new country will be safe and sound.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also autism-friendly, so you can feel right at home while exploring the vast world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about anyone deleting your files without your permission – we have strict rules in place to prevent such disasters from happening.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the days of lost photos and emotional spirals. We guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players, no matter their background or struggles. See you in the game!

UnluckySteve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic name fails in the history of gaming! We’ve got players with names like “PicklePants” and “ToiletTornado” running around causing chaos. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a player named “ButtCheese” building a giant cheese castle in the sky. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join now and be a part of the madness!