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GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

DryWeddingEscape

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	220	Divine Spears Created:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have a wild time? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate party experience!

Imagine a world where weddings are held in Minecraft mansions and the bride and groom are throwing a crazy after party. But wait, there’s a twist – it’s a dry wedding! No alcohol allowed, but that won’t stop you from having a blast.

Leave the boring wedding behind and join our server for some virtual drinks and non-stop fun. The bride may call you an asshole for leaving, but hey, you’re just trying to have a good time, right?

So come on, join our server and show the bride that you can party like a pro in Minecraft! Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one filled with drama and excitement? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone talking for days!

Crafty Dads Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of worrying about your daughter’s safety in the real world? Well, worry no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a team of highly trained virtual bodyguards to protect her at all times! From creepers to zombies, nothing stands a chance against our elite protection squad.

Join our server now and rest easy knowing that your daughter is safe from harm, all while she builds epic structures and battles fierce mobs. Plus, our virtual therapists are always on standby to help you cope with the stress of being a Minecraft parent. So why wait? Join today and let your daughter’s virtual adventures begin!

CraftyPatriotz

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you ready to show your patriotism in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server and prove your loyalty to your country by battling it out in intense PvP matches against players from around the world!

Imagine this: You’re in the middle of a heated battle, fighting for the honor of your nation, when suddenly a wild creeper appears and starts wreaking havoc. Will you stand your ground and protect your homeland, or will you run away like a scared little sheep? The choice is yours, but remember, only the bravest and most patriotic players will emerge victorious!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in thrilling mini-games like Capture the Flag, where you’ll have to outsmart your opponents and secure the flag for your country. And if you’re feeling extra daring, why not try your luck in our hardcore survival mode, where every decision could mean life or death for your character?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show the world that you’re willing to die for your country – or at least respawn a few times for it!

EcoCraft: China’s Gas Gaffe

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	277497
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate dimension where you can ride dragons, battle unicorns, and eat all the diamond cake you want.

plus, our community is lit af. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and robots from the future. trust me, u won’t find a more wacky and fun group of peeps anywhere else.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s gonna be lit.

CraftyPopUpPvP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Secret Passages Found:	4

so, like, u know how u go on sum websites and u just wanna, like, punch ur screen cuz of all the dumb ads and popups? well, dis minecraft server is da opposite of dat! it’s like a magical land where u can build and play without any annoying stuff getting in ur way!

u should join dis server cuz it’s like a unicorn farting rainbows of fun and happiness! seriously, u won’t find a better place to play minecraft and chill with ur homies. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam!

also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will become, like, a minecraft master overnight. ur building skills will be so epic, u’ll make the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. and, like, ur friends will be so jelly of ur mad skills, they’ll beg u to teach them ur ways.

so, like, stop wasting time on lame servers with annoying ads and popups. join dis minecraft server and let the fun begin! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

CrashCraft: Pedestrian Pain

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own front-end profiles for ur passenger vehicles and test dem out on pedestrians in epic motor vehicle crashes!

we got crazy physics where u can see how ur design affects pedestrian injury severity! will ur vehicle protect dem or send dem flying into the stratosphere?

join now for a wild ride and see if u can create the ultimate pedestrian-friendly vehicle or the ultimate pedestrian-launching machine! let the chaos begin!

WavesPlits – BEST PVP PLITs Minecraft server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4695	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Emeralds Found:	500
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

The owner of the server «WavesPlits – THE BEST PVP PLATES» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CubeCadia: Where your mining addiction is encouraged, not judged! No Resets, just regrets. 🔥

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Mines Excavated:	2097
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Minecraft Server: CubeCadia

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.6

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – Storyline, custom items, and mobs/bosses
Player Warps / Shops – Create your own shopping district
Custom Items – Over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items
Custom Fishing – Compete in fishing tournaments
Custom Farming – Grow special crops in growth stations
Custom Mining – Rewards for mining special gems and artifacts
Rewards – Daily, streak, and playtime rewards
Daily Bosses – Kill daily bosses for rewards
Quests – Daily, challenge, special, and holiday quests
Jobs – Earn money and unlock special loot through job skill trees
Cross Play – Play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or PlayStation

Links

Trailer: Watch Now

Discord: Join Now

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version does the server support?	The server supports version 1.20.6.
Is CubeCadia a friendly community?	Yes, CubeCadia has a friendly community of players.
Can I play on CubeCadia with friends?	Yes, CubeCadia supports cross play, so you can play with friends on different platforms.
Are there custom items and features on CubeCadia?	Yes, CubeCadia offers over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items and unique features like custom fishing, farming, mining, and more.

CursedChests Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where opening a chest is just a mundane task? Well, look no further because on our server, opening a chest is like playing Russian roulette! Will you find diamonds or will you unleash a horde of angry zombies? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a giant army of creepers, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a fierce dragon. The possibilities are endless and the chaos is guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, always expect the unexpected and never trust a chest /v/!

PartyPanic Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Star Shards Collected:	294
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a community of players who have lost all sanity and are living in a complete clown show?

Join us if you’re tired of boring, normal servers and want to experience pure madness and mayhem. Our spawn point is a giant circus tent filled with crazy clowns and exploding TNT cannons.

Explore our custom-built mini-games like “Lava Parkour of Doom” and “Pig Racing on Ice.” Don’t forget to visit our petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies (they’re surprisingly friendly once you get to know them).

But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance until you drop (literally, there’s a trapdoor that opens up if you stop moving).

So come on down to our clown show of a Minecraft server and prepare to lose your mind in the most absurd and entertaining way possible!