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GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Void Armor Forged:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Enchantments Applied:	143
Chimeras Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	3736	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5955	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2903
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6861	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimension Hops:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	7081	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3679
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9766
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	1396

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dimension Hops:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!