AwkwardCraft: Creeper in the Sheets

awkward hookups, creeper, awkward intimacy, embarrassing moments, funny bedroom fails

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server and never feel lonely again! We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, or a pickaxe, or whatever you need!

Our server is so lit, even creepers are jealous! We once had a player accidentally propose to their Minecraft girlfriend during a raid on a village – talk about commitment!

So come join us and experience the most epic adventures, the most hilarious mishaps, and the most unforgettable moments in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a pixelated pig!

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New Server IP
BlockyBedroomBlunders

strange experiences, peculiar fetishes, outlandish situations, embarrassing moments, unusual intimacy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual incident in Minecraft form – whether it involves llamas, creepers, or even a bed made entirely out of diamonds! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So come on over and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13, we have kids playing too (just kidding, we don’t, but it sounded good).

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New Server IP
CreeperCarnage

awkward encounters, funny hookup stories, funny sex mishaps, embarrassing moments, embarrassing hookups

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to have the most awkward and hilarious encounters while playing on our server. From accidentally setting your bed on fire while trying to impress your crush to getting lost in the Nether and stumbling upon a secret village of dancing pigs, you never know what wacky adventures await you!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like the annual “Minecraft Dating Game” where players compete for a chance at virtual love (or at least a virtual date). And don’t forget about our legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to victory!

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and excitement? Come on in and let the hilarity ensue!

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New Server IP
AccentCraft

AccentCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old accents? Well, look no further because our server has the most attractive accents you’ve ever heard! We’ve got villagers speaking in Shakespearean English, creepers with a French flair, and even Endermen who sound like they just stepped off the set of a telenovela. Join us for a linguistic adventure like no other and find out which accent makes your heart go pitter-patter!

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Ukraine, economic impact, Conflict, political tensions, Server

So, like, yo, this server be like the craziest place in all of Minecraft land, like seriously dude. We got unicorns flying around, raining chocolate milk, and a secret underground disco party with llamas as DJs.

If you join this server, you’ll be granted magical powers to summon a herd of dancing pigs or turn your enemies into giant marshmallows. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds that will make you scream like a banshee.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a golden toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water? Yeah, it’s a thing. So come on over and join the madness, because on this server, anything is possible. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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BRICSCraft: Trump’s Confusion

Trumps, confusion, BRICSCraft, international relations, trump

join our epic minecraft server where even trump is confused about who BRICS includes but they’re all scared of him anyway 😂🤣 our server is so lit that even world leaders are shaking in their boots 🥾🥾 come build, mine, and survive with us as we navigate through the chaos of international politics and blocky adventures 🌍💥 who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of minecraftia 😎 join now and let’s make minecraft great again! 🚀🔥

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PandemicCraft: Hydroxy & Ivermectin Frenzy

disproving, Medical, Healthcare, Ivermectin, prescriptions

so, like, u know how u can like, totally go on this minecraft server and like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, u can also like, totally use hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin to, like, fight off covid-19 in the game! like, how crazy is that? u can be, like, a superhero in minecraft and save all the villagers from the virus with these totally real and effective meds!

and get this, the mobs in the game are, like, super scared of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, so u can, like, totally use them to defeat all the zombies and creepers and stuff! it’s, like, the ultimate power-up in the game! so, come join our server and be a covid-fighting hero in minecraft! it’s gonna be, like, so epic and totally insane!

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New Server IP

Near Vanilla

Events, Biomes, Suggestions, International, creations

Near Vanilla Minecraft Server

Description	Near Vanilla is a 7 year old, close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun.
IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions: Control armour stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for the server. See the full list of plugins in the FAQ on the Discord

Apply through Discord here

Yaoi Oasis 1.20.5

LGBTQ, love is love, fictional love, guilty pleasure, shipping

Yo, bros and broettes! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your favorite yaoi fanfic, then you gotta join this server!

We’ve got more hot yaoi action than you can shake a diamond sword at!

And let me tell ya, the creepers on this server are more fabulous than a rainbow sheep in a tutu!

So come on down and get your yaoi on while building the most fabulous pixel art you’ve ever seen!

Join now and let your inner fujoshi or fudanshi run wild!

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MineCrafty Coworker Server

employee relations, job performance, minecrafty, Workplace, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.

Join us and experience a world where you can build to your heart’s content, mine for diamonds without any annoying phone calls interrupting you, and explore vast landscapes without any receptionist transferring you to the wrong person.

Forget about commission-hungry customer service reps and annoying phone calls – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim victory!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only calls you’ll be answering are the ones from your fellow players asking you to team up for an epic adventure!

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New Server IP

Awkward Hookups

Near Vanilla Minecraft Server

Requirements:

Zero Tolerance Policy:

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”: