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CraftyDisasterDate

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	112	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

CraftyCreeperLove

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	9435	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old dates that involve awkward small talk and stale popcorn at the movies? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous date night of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding pigs through a maze of lava pits, battling creepers in a gladiator-style arena, and building a giant statue of your love out of diamond blocks. Trust me, your date will never forget the time they spent on our server. So why settle for dinner and a movie when you can have a date night that will go down in history as the craziest and most unforgettable experience ever? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2011	Crops Grown:	9706
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring dates and looking for some excitement in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a date night like no other, where you can battle it out with your date in epic PvP battles, build romantic castles together, or even go on a virtual adventure to find the rarest diamonds in the land.

Who needs dinner and a movie when you can have a date on our server that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in terror all at the same time? So come on, join us and experience the most unforgettable date of your life!

AwkwardDateMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild date that never stops getting awkward!

Join us for a chance to experience crazy situations like accidentally proposing to a villager instead of trading with them, getting stuck in a never-ending loop of falling into lava, or trying to impress your crush by building a giant statue of their Minecraft skin only to have it come to life and start terrorizing the server.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, you might just find love in a hopeless place… or at least a really epic base.

WeirdCraft Dating Land

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Love Letters Sent:	9

Have you ever been on a date where you both rode pigs through a maze of lava and ended up battling a horde of zombie villagers? No? Well, then you clearly haven’t been on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and bizarre dates you’ll ever experience in the virtual world. Who needs dinner and a movie when you can team up with your date to defeat the Ender Dragon and build a castle together? Trust us, your love life will never be the same after joining our server.

CreeperDateDisaster

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Buildings Constructed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of swiping left on Hinge and only finding creepers and weirdos? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about bad dates again! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated hunks and babes just waiting to build a blocky romance with you. Say goodbye to awkward coffee dates and hello to epic adventures in the world of blocks! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a jilted player who will haunt anyone who tries to catfish or ghost their fellow gamers. So come join us and find love in the most unexpected of places – a Minecraft server!

CraftyCreeperDateDisaster

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Have you ever been on a date where your partner turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine diamonds together and build a love shack that would make even Romeo and Juliet jealous. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can have a virtual picnic in the lush forests of our server? So ditch the bad dates and come find your true love in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is just a /tp away!

CraftyDisasterDate

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love and adventure!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about bad dates again. Instead of awkward small talk and uncomfortable silences, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft crush.

Forget about boring dinner and a movie, on our server you can take your date on a thrilling quest to defeat the Ender Dragon or explore a mysterious abandoned mine together.

So why settle for another disastrous date when you can join our Minecraft server and find love, laughter, and endless adventures? Come join us and make your love life as epic as a Minecraft boss battle!

CreeperCupid Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Gryphons Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	420838	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring first dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love and adventure! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine for diamonds together, battle mobs side by side, and even build a romantic castle for your special someone. Who needs dinner and a movie when you can have a creeper explosion and a zombie horde attack? So come join us and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until you respawn)!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mines Excavated:	2928
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Are you tired of dating disasters in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when a creeper blows up your house! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of dating and focus on building epic structures with your new blocky friends. Plus, rumor has it that if you find a rare diamond in the game, you’ll have good luck in love for the rest of the year. So why waste time swiping left and right when you could be crafting and exploring in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Chaos: Slap ‘n’ Build Fun!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	66
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Crops Grown:	6025
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we slap in random shit together and create a nonsensical plot that leads nowhere! But wait, there’s more – at the end, we’ll reveal that “it was all a dream” just to mess with your mind!

Join us on this wild ride where Redditors and midwits will think you’re a genius for creating such an intellectual masterpiece. They’ll spend days overanalyzing every little detail, hoping to find meaning in meaningless things. But little do they know, it’s all just a big joke!

So come on, join our server and let’s see how far we can take this crazy adventure. Who knows what kind of wacky stories we’ll come up with next!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness

4koma, Bagel, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, hinata, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, Koyuki, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Mari, Megu, Minecraft, Nagisa, Natsu, News, Nodoka, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Reisa, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, UI

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crops Grown:	8542
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild reasons why you should join this server:

1. We have Previous Thread: where you can engage in intense discussions about the best mining techniques and building strategies. 2. Our Guides, Resources and useful links: will blow your mind with tips and tricks that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. 3. Looking for some 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts in Minecraft? Look no further, we’ve got it all! 4. Our Events: are crazier than a creeper explosion! Get ready for some intense battles and missions that will test your Minecraft skills. 5. And don’t even get me started on our Content: from Grand Assault to Limit Break Assault, we’ve got everything you need for an adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hot Blocks & Pickup Lines

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	114	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9269
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the players themselves! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with ANTI-CREEPER DANCE MOVES that will have you grooving your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

So, if you’re wondering how to approach someone as hot as this server, the answer is simple: just dive in headfirst and prepare for a wild ride filled with LAUGHS and LEGENDARY moments. See you in the game!

CreepCraft: Where even the creepiest of creepers feel at home!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Votes:	6142	Chimeras Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pedo posters are as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those triggered freebleeding feminists.

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. You’ll find real children building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the grass is made of rainbow-colored wool and the pigs ride around on flying pigs? It’s a Minecraft paradise, my friends.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and prepare to be amazed!

The LOLcraft Server: ‘Kek’ Edition

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Votes:	6142
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	7646
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	654603
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving an upper decker at a house party or shatting up a public restroom on a road trip? Look no further, because our server is where all the crazy shit goes down!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll be crying like a little baby.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your epic trolling skills and outrageous pranks. Don’t miss out on all the fun!

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Neighbors Are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	498
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the most luxurious residential areas in the world! Why settle for a boring old suburban neighborhood when you can live in a virtual mansion surrounded by diamond blocks and gold-plated sheep?

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream home in a world where the grass is always greener and the sun always shines. Our server is home to the most elite builders and creative geniuses in the Minecraft universe, so you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next masterpiece.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of super intelligent villagers who have developed advanced technology far beyond anything you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’ve even built a time machine out of redstone and obsidian!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most exclusive community in Minecraft. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where anything is possible?

ThroneCraft: Where Liberty Reigns!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	67208
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6385

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you play for 65 hours in just 6 days? Look no further, because our server is so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down!

Imagine a world where you can hunt wolves alongside 200 other players without any lag or issues – that’s the kind of magic we bring to the table. Our auto-targeting system is so advanced, it’s like wizardry in action. And don’t even get us started on the UI – it’s perfection!

But the best part? Our main story quests are actually interesting and not just “kill 10x” – we put effort into making sure you have a great time. Even if you’re not into PVP, you’ll still love it. And the weapon gameplay? Incredible. From Greatswords to Staffs, you’ll feel like a true warrior as you slash, stomp, and blast away mobs with fire and electric spells.

So come join us and decide if you want to be a Paladin support hybrid with a Greatsword/Wand combo, go full meta with Longbow/Daggers, or embrace your inner mage with Staff/Wand. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Seethe and Mine Like Pros!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are seething all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is so lit that even the women can’t handle it!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join now and see why everyone is obsessed with our server!

HangryCraft: Where even the creepers are hangry!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	3200	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big macs are the currency and self-control is a myth! Join us for a wild ride filled with hungry players, dinner feasts, and the occasional food coma from indulging in too many virtual burgers.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as super-hungry as you are? We offer a unique experience where you can build your own fast food empire, battle it out in burger wars, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden french fry.

So come on, don’t resist the temptation! Indulge in some virtual big macs with us and let’s see who can become the fattest player on the server (just kidding, please don’t actually become fat). Join now and let the food frenzy begin!

DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.