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AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Farms Harvested:	512
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

Normal Anarchy

Alliance, alliances, Anarchy, BUILD, Chaos, destroy, Embrace, Explore, freedom, Minecraft, normal, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, restrictions, rules, Server, Shape, Survival, Vanilla, wits, world

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to the pure anarchy server where there are no plugins and no rules. In this world, you have complete freedom to build, destroy, and explore without restrictions. PvP is always on, and survival depends on your wits and alliances. Embrace the chaos and shape the world as you see fit!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

BPD community, BPD mom, crying, family, feeling related, Gaming, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, Motherhood, PALS, Panic, PIXEL, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, running away, seeking help, self improvement, Server, sharing experiences, staying together, support group, Trauma

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5241	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of motherhood and marriage? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Need a break from your BPD mom duties? Come hang out with us and let your worries melt away.

We have a supportive community of players who understand the struggles of being a mom with BPD. Share your experiences, vent your frustrations, and connect with others who are going through the same thing.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Who knows, you might even find a new family of blocky characters to call your own.

Screaming for Diamonds Minecraft SMP

anxiety, diamonds, DREAD, EXTREME, fear, fright, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, HysteriA, INTENSE, loud, Minecraft, nervousness, OVERWHELMING, Panic, screaming, shock, smp, spine-chilling, stress, Tension, Terror

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, or participate in our weekly llama racing competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

LockedOutCraft

anger, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Door, Frustration, Habit, home, Keys, LockedOutCraft, Lockout, Marriage, misunderstanding, problem solving, regret, relationship, resolution, Respect

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Votes:	5193	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of being locked out of your own house because your significant other can’t remember to take their keys out of the door? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being locked out again!

On our server, you can build a virtual house with a keyless entry system, so you’ll never have to deal with the frustration of being locked out. Plus, if you ever do get locked out, our friendly community is always there to help you out and let you back in.

So come join us and say goodbye to the days of waiting outside for someone to let you in. Join now and never deal with annoying key-related issues again!

TrendyDisapointMCSMP

#sustainability, Authenticity, body positivity, conscious consumerism, consumerism, Disappointed, ethical fashion, fashion, fast fashion, Individuality, influencer culture, mental health, mindfulness, Minimalism, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, Self-expression, social media, trend, TrendyDisapointMCSMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious trends in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of chickens riding pigs, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and hosting wild disco parties in the Nether!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Diamonds for Dares” challenge, where players have to do ridiculous stunts like skydiving into a pool of lava or wearing a pumpkin on their head for an entire day just to earn some precious diamonds.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the craziest trends in Minecraft, join our SMP today and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyCrushes

Admiration, Affection, Bonding, Caring, compassion, Connection, CraftyCrushes, emotional connection, Empathy, feelings, friendship, genuine, Heartwarming, Kindness, non-romantic, non-sexual, platonic love, special moments, sweet gestures, Thoughtful gestures, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you catch feelings faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll be falling in love with it faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll swear we’re all secretly Endermen in disguise. Plus, rumor has it that our owner once tamed a wild pack of wolves by serenading them with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on his diamond pickaxe. True story.

So come on down and join us, where the blocks are always hot and the lava flows like water. Who knows, you might just find yourself catching feelings for a pixelated pig named Gerald. Don’t judge, it happens to the best of us.

HorrorHideout Minecraft Server

brutality, Captivity, Conflict, EXECUTION, front door, Gaza Strip, Gaza tunnel, hidden, HorrorHideout, Horrors, hostages, hostages executed, inside, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, tunnel footage, Video, violence, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival skills! Come join us in the Gaza tunnel of fun where we have SIX hostages waiting to show you a good time! Will you be able to escape their clutches and make it out alive? Or will you be trapped forever in a pixelated nightmare? Only one way to find out, baby! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights for surviving the most intense Minecraft experience ever! Let’s gooooooo!

MoscowDroneMayhem

aerial assault, Attack, BARRAGE, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, key regions, Military, military strategy, Moscow, MoscowDroneMayhem, national security, political tension, russia, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Towns Built:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Yo yo yo, dis server be crazier than Ukraine launching 144 drones on Russia, targeting Moscow and key regions! Join us for a wild ride through blocky madness and chaos like you’ve never seen before!

We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you the dankest loot in all the land. Our moderators are like ninja warriors, ready to battle any trolls or griefers that dare to mess with our epic creations.

Come build a castle in the sky, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with your homies in our pixelated paradise. This server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on speed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky shenanigans begin!

Inside Out Food Fun

circle dishes, circular cuisine, circular cutting, circular dish consumption, circular dish etiquette, circular dishes, circular eating, circular food, circular food items, circular meal preparation, circular meals, circular shaped dishes, culinary traditions, eating habits, Food, food culture, Fun, Inside Out, Pie, pizza, unique eating

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crops Grown:	5824	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

join our epic minecraft server where we eat all our food dishes from the inside out like a bunch of crazy cannibals! imagine chomping on a slice of pizza starting from the crust and working your way to the center like a deranged lunatic. it’s a culinary adventure you won’t find anywhere else! plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

LymeCraft: Borrelia & Bartonella Madness

bacterial infections, Bartonella, Borrelia, Chronic fatigue, Chronic illness, Chronic Lyme, co-infections, control group, diagnostic testing., Evidence, Healthcare, Lyme Disease, Lyme symptoms, LymeCraft, madness, Medical research, multiple species, Patients, study, tick-borne diseases, tick-borne illness, treatment options

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Star Shards Collected:	108
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can find rare mobs like borrelia and bartonella? well, this server is the place to be cuz we got almost 40% of patients with chronic lyme disease finding these crazy creatures, while the control group found 0% cuz they boring af. come join the madness and see what other insane mobs u can discover in our world. who needs normal mobs when u can have ones that make u question ur sanity? join now and let the chaos begin!