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AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	2472	Dragon Eggs Found:	6753
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

Minecraft SMP – Limbus Company General – The #1942 Squad

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Animals Bred:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mines Excavated:	4118
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll battle fierce mobs and uncover hidden treasures. But beware, the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade is full of traps and tricks that will test your skills to the limit.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a tutorial that is more important than your diamond armor. Plus, this game is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers galore. And let’s not forget the required reading that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart. Download links are above, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, if you dare!

NSFW_Factz_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crops Grown:	4996	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the NSFW facts you never knew you needed in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous secrets, jaw-dropping revelations, and enough drama to make Herobrine blush. From scandalous block placements to steamy lava bath parties, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way through the most NSFW Minecraft experience of your life!

RegretCraft: No Rerolls

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4803
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crops Grown:	7531
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Towns Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	185

Do you still regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Don’t worry, we forgive you. But let us tell you, you’ve been missing out on some epic adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink llamas start chasing you, demanding to be your loyal steeds. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that actually takes you to the moon? Yeah, that happened.

And let’s not forget about the legendary battle of the giant chickens vs. the evil bunnies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So don’t live with regret any longer. Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow. Hey, stranger things have happened in our world!

Pandamium’s Vanilla Snap Server: 1.21.2 / 1.22 Snapshots, with some LGBTQ+ Flavor and DiscoTPA Homes & Cosmetics!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	163	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Pandamium Snapshot Server Information
Server Type: Experimental, Vanilla, SMP
Snapshot Updates: Every new snapshot with all experiments enabled
Current Version: 24w39a (1.21.2 / 1.22)
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Pandamium Snapshot Server?	It is an experimental, vanilla SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.
How often are updates released?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.
What features are currently available?	Features such as dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, town-based economy, enhanced dragon fights, and more are available.
What server mods are used?	Carpet, Lithium for performance, a mod for Discord-Minecraft link, and data-pack-driven technology for new features.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the IP snapshot.pandamium.eu on the latest version 24w39a.

Gift From God Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mines Excavated:	3085
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Divine Spears Created:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Do you ever wonder if filters are actually a gift from the Minecraft gods themselves? Well, on our server, we believe they are! Join us and experience the magical world of filters like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a filter appears, leading you to a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare resources. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Filter King, a mysterious figure who roams the land granting wishes to those who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire base into a giant filter just for fun!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with filters, treasures, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then join our server today. Who knows, you might just discover that filters really are a gift from the gods after all!

Now that CS is over Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Join us for a chance to become a professional llama whisperer or a professional block stacker.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or stand against their feathery tyranny?

So come on down to our server and discover the wacky and wild world that awaits you. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the world of Minecraft careers!

CarBlockerCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	862504
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	2783	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can park wherever you want without any crazy neighbors leaving notes on your car! Our server is all about freedom and fun, so come join us for a wild ride.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors or their home daycares. On our server, you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us and never have to deal with entitled homeowners demanding you move your virtual car again. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some creepers, but who’s counting?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama of real life parking wars behind. Who knows, you might even find your dream virtual home without any pesky neighbors to ruin the fun. See you in the game!

NormsNotForMe

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6468	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3070	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring rules and norms? Come join our Minecraft server where we throw all social norms out the window! We have a strict “no pants” policy because who needs pants in a virtual world, am I right? Plus, our virtual currency is actually just stacks of diamonds because who needs boring old money when you can have shiny rocks instead? Join us for some wacky adventures and let your inner rebel shine!

PolyCraft: Where the crafting is more poly than a bad relationship!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	218
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Katters and Qraftys structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, /trigger gotospawn, Treefeller, Graves

Joining Poly-Craft:

Apply to join here

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join Our Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join?	Poly-Craft is a mature server, so we prefer players over 18 years old.
What is greylisting?	Greylisting is a method of blocking unwanted traffic while still allowing legitimate users to access the server. You need to apply and be approved before full access is granted.
Can I use mods on the server?	We have specific data packs and mods enabled on the server. Additional mods must be approved by admins before use.
How active is the community?	We have a friendly and active community with regular events and discussions both in-game and on Discord.

Balt AusNZ Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic banter sessions where we roast each other’s builds and laugh until our sides hurt. Our community is filled with meme lords and jokesters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing disco balls? We’ve got you covered.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged chickens who worshiped a potato god.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with banter, laughs, and the most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!