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  • Tattooed Adventures in Blocks

    Tattooed Adventures in Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Chaos: The Greatest Worst Minecraft Server Experience of Your Life!

    Have you ever seen a pig wearing a crown made of diamonds while riding a llama on fire? No? Well, welcome to our server where every pixel is a doorway to madness and enlightenment simultaneously! Together, we’ll defy the laws of physics (and logic) as we spiral into a realm where everything is firm yet soft, and dreams are just starting blocks for reality—and reality is just a rumor!

    Gameplay Feature Description
    Cursing Stone Blocks When mined, these blocks shout the secrets of the universe but only in Spanish.
    Nether Portal to Atlantis Why go to the Nether when you can find your lost car keys in a city that never existed?
    Time-Traveling Creepers Each blast sends you back to 2010, and you have to apologize to your younger self.
    Food That Gives You Anxiety Every bite makes you feel like you’re being watched by your future self!
    Invisible Villagers The best deals are often hidden from bare eyes! Are they real? Who knows!

    Frequently Absolutely Confusing Questions

    Q: Can I join the server?

    A: Joining is like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands. The real question is: do YOU want to join?

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules are just suggestions on a piece of paper that was filled with spaghetti sauce. Feel free to ignore them… or embrace them… or become them!

    Q: How does PvP work?

    A: Player vs. Player? More like Player vs. Psyche! Your mind is your greatest weapon; use it wisely—or recklessly!

    Random Quotes from the Abyss of the Internet

    “lets see 'em!” – You know who you are.

    “Why are we even playing if the trees are just holograms?”

    “My cat just won the Ender Dragon fight. I’m shooketh.”

    “If you stare long enough at the void, does it laugh back?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DarkHavenAU

    DarkHavenAU

    New Minecraft Servers

    DarkHavenAU is a medieval fantasy themed Minecraft survival server where many custom functions have been implemented to create a better gaming experience! With custom mobs, Armor and weapons, mounts, ranks and many more! Or if you just like minigames and parkour, we’ve also got that covered. We even have proximity chat!

    Create factions and battle your way to the top of the food chain!Feel free to use our discord when playing the game, or even just to chat! We have ‘Join To Create VC’ channels for both casual and faction chatting. Joining will create you a temporary voice channel that you can use to talk to your friends and will disappear when you’re done with it!

    Server is compatible with most versions of Minecraft so playing on latest release will work fine. If you want proximity chat to work you will need to be on the same version the server is running on. Help for that is on our discord 🙂

    darkhavenau.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crumb-licking Chefs SMP: where cookies are baked, not mined! [smp]

    Crumb-licking Chefs SMP: where cookies are baked, not mined! [smp]

    New Minecraft Servers

    Smart Cookies SMP Server Overview

    Features
    Dynmap: live map of the world with the option to /hide
    Stackable items
    Extensive story to keep you entertained
    Many more custom content

    We hope to see you around as we venture into this new world. Whether it be through builds, pvp, storytelling, or anything of the like, we would love to see you join us!

    If you’re interested in joining, here’s our discord: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Can I join the Smart Cookies SMP server? Yes, you can join us by connecting to our server and joining our discord community.
    Are there any rules I need to follow on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.
    How often do you update the server with new content? We strive to regularly update the server with new features, events, and content to keep things fresh and exciting for our players.
    Can I create my own guild or join an existing one? Yes, players are encouraged to create their own guilds or join existing ones to enhance their gameplay experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDotaCraze

    CraftyDotaCraze

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky world you’ll ever enter!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle against an army of zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw parties every night, and a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig wearing a top hat!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

    HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears out of nowhere and starts dancing around you. That’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of cheese? The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP