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TattooFailsCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as that tattoo of a unicorn riding a taco on someone’s butt cheek? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break dance instead of exploding.

We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where the only way to escape is by challenging a group of evil chickens to a dance-off. Our community is full of eccentric players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese, and our moderators are actual wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with a flick of their wands.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where anything is possible (and where the dumbest tattoo you’ve ever seen is just the beginning), come join us today!

GrannyGoneByeByeMC

Boundaries, child behavior, co parenting, Communication, divorce aftermath, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Generational conflict, grandparent involvement, GrannyGoneByeByeMC, inconsiderate behavior, morning routine, parenting, parenting challenges, Respect, setting boundaries, sleep schedule

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4427

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of living with a bossy mom!

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be the ultimate parent to your kid, without any interference from the mom boss! No more waking up early to say goodbye, no more inconsiderate behavior – just pure Minecraft fun!

We have special quests where you can defeat the evil mom boss and reclaim your rightful place as the parent in charge. Build epic structures, mine for rare resources, and show your kid the true meaning of teamwork (without the unnecessary wake-up calls).

So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, you’re the ultimate boss!

DailyDoseOfDerps Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most elite and outrageous players who are ready to take Minecraft to a whole new level.

Imagine a world where players ride around on flying pigs, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and hold epic dance parties in the Nether. That’s just a typical day on our server. We’ve got players who have tamed dragons, built entire cities in the sky, and even created their own mini-games that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all – we also have the most ridiculous and hilarious community events you’ve ever seen. From costume contests where players dress up as their favorite mobs to massive treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-studded golden toilet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us today and become part of the craziest and most fun community around. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for your wild antics and insane builds.

CraftyMysteryLand

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4803
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the biggest mystery ever – why do creepers explode when they get close to you? Is it because they’re secretly just big green balloons filled with TNT? Only one way to find out – join us and become a creeper whisperer!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted the power of infinite chicken nuggets. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Get your groove on with these bony party animals and show off your best dance moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where the explosions are so lit, even Hezbollah members are getting in on the action! we’ve got more boom boom than a fireworks show on the fourth of july, and our players are dropping like flies from all the excitement. join now and see if you can survive the chaos and carnage, or if you’ll end up like one of those poor Hezbollah dudes in Lebanon. it’s a blast, literally!

LebCraft BoomPager Iran

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Star Shards Collected:	241	Enchantments Applied:	166
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where even the iranian ambassador got injured by a pager explosion!! if that doesn’t make you wanna play, i don’t know what will!! we have explosions, drama, and chaos galore on this server. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?? join now for a wild ride like no other!!

Soda Pain, Java Relief

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

HEY U, YEAH U, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, WE GOT THE WILDEST SHIZZ GOIN ON HERE!

SO GET DIS, WE GOT A STUDY DAT SAYS DRINKIN CARBONATED DRINKS MAKES U FEEL MORE PAIN DURING UR PERIOD, BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE, U FEEL BETTER! SO LIKE, IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U CAN DRINK ALL THE COFFEE U WANT AND NEVER FEEL PAIN AGAIN!

PLUS, WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AROUND, CREEPERS DANCIN TO THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH UNICORNS! YEAH, UNICORNS!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #COFFEEMAKESYOUSTRONG #UNICORNSRULE

VANILLA SERVER WITHOUT RULES FOR 1.21.1 Minecraft server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	213	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Animals Bred:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

MinecraftNoRules or MCNR is a vanilla server with no rules and a 20,000 by 20,000 block map on version 1.21.1IP: mcnr.xyz

mcnr.xyz

Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features:
Tightly knit community
Dedicated players
Discord server for other games
Major build projects
Friendly and mature community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft SMP server with a strong community focus.
Are there any rules?	We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respect for other players is key.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

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Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4536
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!