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SongSucksMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262

Are you tired of listening to terrible music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from bad tunes! Join us and you’ll never have to endure another cringe-worthy song again. Our server is protected by a magical jukebox that only plays bangers, so say goodbye to ear torture and hello to epic gaming vibes. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning bad songs into diamonds in-game. So why waste your time listening to awful music when you could be mining for precious gems in our awesome SMP? Join us now and rock out in style!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, Fun, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic 11 weeks of your life as you embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time a player rode a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies and actually won! Or how about the time a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon? And let’s not forget the legendary treasure hunt where players dug up diamonds the size of their heads!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, crazy mini-games, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you feel right at home.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane 11 weeks of Minecraft madness you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlack Co. Minecraft SMP

black company, BlockyBlack, company loyalty, corporate greed, cover, dark future, deceptive practices, dystopian reality, Evil, false hope, fan loyalty, Future, Goodbye, grand graduation, holodrones, legal issues, Manipulation, Minecraft, no goodbyes, smp, talent management, talent retention, Vtuber

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mines Excavated:	3928	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Crops Grown:	8811	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are just part of the game. We’ve had players build secret underground bases, start fake wars for fun, and even create their own currency (which is just stacks of dirt, but hey, it’s something).

But beware, once you join, there’s no going back. Our evil overlord, Cover, has a way of keeping players trapped in the server forever. Rumor has it that if you try to leave, your Minecraft character will turn into a holodrone and be forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, there’s no grand graduation goodbye here. Once you’re in, you’re in for life. Or at least until the server crashes.

Beardmens.cc

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	319900	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to Beardmens.cc! Our goal is to create a chill and friendly space where you can relax with friends and enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be—simple, fun, and close to vanilla. Think of us as ‘French Vanilla’: a little more flavorful than plain vanilla, but never overloaded with plugins. We focus on simplicity and aim to provide a server that’s easygoing and full of good vibes. Ready to join the fun? Connect with us today at Beardmens.cc!

beardmens.cc

Holy Craft Minecraft Server

BIBLE, Christ, Christianity, Craft, crucifixion, deity, Divine, FAITH, forgiveness, grace, HOLY, Jesus, Jesus Christ, love, Messiah, Minecraft, Redemption, Religion, resurrection, salvation, SAVIOR, Server, Son of God, SPIRITUAL, Worship

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	9757	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the second coming of Jesus Christ himself! That’s right, Jesus is a Minecraft player now and he’s here to spread love, peace, and epic loot drops to all who join.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Concept Art Mogs The Final Design Minecraft SMP

art, Concept, Concept Art, concept art final design, concept art mogs, concept art mogs final design, design, FINAL, final design, final design concept art, Minecraft, Mogs, mogs final design, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and discovered a secret underground city filled with diamonds and rare loot. But beware, there’s a rumor that a giant chicken boss guards the entrance, so bring your best sword and armor!

But that’s not all! Our server has custom mobs that will blow your mind. Imagine fighting a zombie that shoots fireballs or a creeper that explodes into a rainbow of colors. It’s like a party in every battle!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our concept art mogs the final design. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

MemeCraft Mayhem

Bedwars, Chaos, Community, Community Events, creativity, Cross-Play, Currency, data packs, Features, Friendly, funny, grown up, Hub World, Mini Games, Mods, money economy, OneBlock, resource packs, Resources, smp, Survival, Survival Games, Trade, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Welcome to MemeCraft Mayhem, the ultimate grown-up Minecraft SMP where chaos and creativity collide! Dive into a vibrant world packed with features and a community that’s all about having fun. Here’s what makes our server a one-of-a-kind experience:

Epic Hub World: Start your journey in our hub world, where you can meet clickable NPCs ready to teleport you to different game modes and explore upcoming mini-games. We’re always adding more, so there’s always something new to check out!

Money Economy: We’ve added a money economy system to keep things fresh. Earn currency as you play, trade with fellow players, and buy or sell resources to build your dream base. With endless blocks, ores, and enchantments, the possibilities are limitless!

The SMP Experience: Dive into our core MemeCraft Mayhem SMP, where classic survival is enhanced with a funny twist. We’ve packed it with hilarious ‘edibles’ for those looking for a unique and amusing gameplay experience, plus tons of custom resources to make your builds stand out.

Modded Madness: We’re all about keeping the game exciting with data packs and resource packs that bring new life to the server. From cute Mcplayz figures as totems to custom mobs and more, our mods keep you on your toes.

Community Fun: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players who love to chill, build, battle, and laugh together. Participate in server events, explore our creative hub world, or just hang out and chat with new friends.

Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or just have a laugh, MemeCraft Mayhem has something for you! Join today and become part of the chaos!

85.190.164.55:28782

Crafty 9/11 Minecraft Server

9/11, anniversary, Crafty, emotions, Grief, healing, Hope, Impact, joy, memorial, Minecraft, national security, Never forget, patriotism, Reflection, Remembrance, resilience, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Terrorism, Tragedy, Unity

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Items Found:	7825	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn instead of mine? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some serious fun into your blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and golden apples (and maybe a few surprises like exploding sheep).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who just want to dance the night away with you. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles where you can challenge other players to duels on top of a giant floating pancake.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Minecraft SMP: TheCraftyCreeperSquad

emasculation, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male empowerment, male insecurity, male mental health, male self-esteem, male self-image, male self-worth, male stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity crisis, Men, mental health, Minecraft, self loathing, self-hatred, simp culture, smp, societal expectations, TheCraftyCreeperSquad, toxic masculinity

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with a wild mix of players who are either simping over each other or contemplating some extreme body modifications.

Join us if you want to witness the craziest love triangles and quadrilaterals unfold right before your eyes. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama, am I right?

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever experience. From turning someone’s house into a giant chicken coop to filling their chests with nothing but dirt blocks, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, look no further. Just be prepared to either fall in love or lose a body part along the way. It’s all in good fun, right?

LightcraftSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Slovenian, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Slovenian minecraft server called LightcraftSMP has minigames Kitpvp, Bedwars. We also have a Vanilla survival experience

23.109.82.8:26489

Nijicure Fun Minecraft Server

AAA studios, coding, collaboration, Creative Direction, designers, Development, experienced programmers, Fangame, Fun, game art, game design, game development, game development team, game industry professionals, Game Programming, idea generation, indie game development, Minecraft, NIJICURE, project management, Server, Software Development, team assembly

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We are on a mission to create the ultimate nijicure – a magical land filled with rainbows, unicorns, and glitter explosions!

But here’s the catch – we need a team of experienced programmers and designers to make this dream a reality. If you’ve ever worked at a AAA studio and want to put your skills to the test in the most ridiculous way possible, then this is the server for you!

Join us on this wild adventure as we turn the world of Minecraft upside down and create a nijicure like no other. Who needs boring old coding when you can be a part of something truly magical? So grab your sparkles and let’s get crafting!