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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Towns Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mines Excavated:	3460
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4653	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	291	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1273
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2025	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	69
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!