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InLawExclusionCraft

adore, apartment, aunt, awful person, big event, celebration, college, compromise, cousins, Details, family, future in-laws, InLawExclusionCraft, Marriage, parents, Rude, Siblings, signing papers, trip abroad, uncle, Wedding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft building vibes? Then join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a roller coaster!

Just like this couple who had to compromise on their wedding plans, you’ll have to compromise with your fellow players on what to build next. But don’t worry, we promise no crazy in-laws will show up uninvited to your pixelated wedding!

And if you ever feel overwhelmed by family expectations, just remember that at least your future husband doesn’t want his uncle at the wedding either. So come join us for some stress-free building fun and leave the family drama behind!

CraftyChaosMC

chance events, CraftyChaosMC, high chance, improbable events, potential probabilities, potential risks, Probability, probable scenarios, rare incidents, rare occurrences, statistical likelihood, surprising occurrences, surprising outcomes, uncommon events, unexpected events, unexpected situations, unforeseeable incidents, unforeseen circumstances, unforeseen consequences, unlikely outcomes, unpredictable outcomes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden truth that pigs can actually fly! Yes, you heard it right, our server is home to flying pigs that soar through the skies, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. But that’s not all, our server is also inhabited by talking cows who will trade you diamonds for a good joke. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness these unbelievable phenomena and join us today!

ZombieLand Minecraft Server

Analysis, Budget, burial, cemetery expansion, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Expansion, Expenses, Government, INCREASE, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Report, russia, Server, SPENDING, statistics, Ukraine, War, ZOMBIELAND

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more cemetery expansion than russia during ukraine invasion! we have so many graves, you’ll never run out of places to bury your enemies! join now for the ultimate graveyard experience and watch as our tombstones grow taller than the kremlin! who needs war when you can have a peaceful burial ground to call home? come dig with us and see why our server is the final resting place for all your minecraft dreams.

PeacefulCraftBerlin

berlin, Berlin restaurant, coexistence, Conflict, cultural exchange, Diversity, germany, Island of peace, Israeli cuisine, Israeli-Palestinian, MIDDLE EAST, multicultural, Palestinian cuisine, Peace, PeacefulCraftBerlin, Restaurant, solidarity, tolerance, Unity, vandalised, Vandalism

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	189
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3174
Love Letters Sent:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Zombie Dances:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, u kno dis server? it’s like da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like an island of peace, like dat restaurant in germany. but, like, instead of food, we serve up some epic minecraft adventures, bro.

u wanna know why u gotta join dis server? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was dis player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, man.

but dat ain’t all, oh no. we also got a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. and if u win, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

so, like, come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience all da craziness and fun. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyOdorant

beauty, Beauty Products, body spray, Cologne, CraftyOdorant, Designer, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, fine fragrance, Fragrance, fragrance industry, Grooming, luxury, niche fragrance, odorant, perfume, personal care, scent, signature scent, unisex fragrance

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Runes Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	1627	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!