BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

odd names, terrible names, inappropriate names, parenting, child’s name

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

CraftyCreeperz

naming mistakes, strange names, names that make you laugh, funny names, unusual names

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

UglyKidNamesMC

funny names, naming trends, weird names, unattractive names, awful names

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with names as ugly as a troll’s toenail? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization of blocky warriors who fought against evil mobs with nothing but their trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Rumor has it that their spirits still roam the server, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds to flying pigs that shoot fireballs from their snouts, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of the blocky universe. And remember, the uglier the name, the more fun you’ll have!

CreeperCrazeMC

cringeworthy names, awful names, strange names, inappropriate names, embarrassing names

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

BierCraft

Bosses, Mining, friendship, Resources, Economy

BierCraft is a Survival Server.

Here you will find many adventures and new friendships, conquer resources to build your empire, get rich selling your minerals, face monsters never seen before in the world of Minecraft.

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AbuSMP – The Only Server Where the Creepers Respect Personal Space

North America, AbuSMP, Minecraft, Community, market

Server Location	Montreal, Canada
Discord	https://discord.gg/Q6eHFucndJ

AbuSMP

The AbuSMP server started off as just a Realms server with 4 friends, and later expanded to a modded Minecraft experience that we wanted to share with others. We are a very small community based in North America – and by small, I mean, very small. We are only looking to have at most 20 members.

AbuSMP continues to maintain its culture of a “SMP with the boys” type of server, and wants to instill this culture of play within new members. This is a place for you to join and relax, have fun and mess around. There are a few things you’ll need to know to get started.

We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server. We have carefully cultivated our modpack to contain many QoL changes, new and exciting features, and overall improvements to the vanilla experience. We are generally a Vanilla+ server (with a few exceptions), and any mods we add in the future will typically follow this theme.

AbuSMP is a whitelisted Vanilla+ server. We maintain a whitelist as we only want to include players on our server who will not be disruptive to the community. To join the server, all you need to do is join our discord and write a short message telling us a little about yourself, just so our staff can see you’d be a valuable member of the community!

We are just starting our new season, which makes this the perfect time to join us since everybody is just starting out again!

Features:

We are a Vanilla+ server with a growing modpack. We generally aim to add mods that improve upon the quality of life, or add new Vanilla-esque features/content to the game. Some examples of this are waypoints mods, waystones, several new Vanilla-esque ores and armor sets, etc. However, we will always ensure that our modpack does not heavily alter the Vanilla experience. The gameplay is still Vanilla Minecraft!
We have a claim and container locking system to protect against griefing. This is built in to our world map mod, which you can open by pressing M. To claim chunks, all you need to do is select the chunk in your map and press claim. This is highly customizable and supports adding your party to your claim, or allies.
We have a strict no-tolerance policy for any cheating, exploits or glitches. We intend to play the game normally and we want to progress normally.
We have a server trading market, with players being able to put up posts and trade with others. There is no economy mod, our market and economy is entirely player-based! Since we have started a new season of the server, this means there are many opportunities for our economy to change.
Since we have started a new season, this means progress has been reset. Do not worry, as we don’t intend to reset the world regularly. This reset only occurred as the server was largely inactive for some time, and we have mostly new players now. If you’re interested in joining up and helping us to establish our communal areas and farms, this is a perfect opportunity for you.

SpainCraft Minecraft Server

Server, spain, study abroad, study programs, study abroad programs

Are you tired of boring old schoolwork and dreaming of studying in Spain instead? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us and immerse yourself in a virtual Spanish school where you can learn all about Spanish culture, language, and history while dodging creepers and zombies in the hallways.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground flamenco dance club where players can show off their best moves and earn exclusive in-game rewards. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary paella recipe hidden somewhere in the world.

So why study in Spain when you can study on our server instead? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

GnomeToolkitGimped – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Graphic design, computer software, Design Tools, GnomeToolkitGimped

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join our server and uncover the truth behind the GIMP toolkit conspiracy – it’s actually a cover-up for a secret society of gnome warriors who are fighting against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and plenty of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so wacky and weird?

CousinCraft Wedding Exit

small venue, leaving early, Trust, Conflict, CousinCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries and keeps your secrets safe? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to spill your personal tea like Emily did! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can celebrate love without the drama. We may not have scathing text messages, but we do have epic builds and friendly players. Come on over and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a drama llama, that is!

RespawnIn3Mins Minecraft SMP

end of life, ultimate farewell, ultimate goodbye, dying words, final moments

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will have you laughing until you respawn.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s organizing a massive prank war or staging an epic dance-off in the town square. Plus, our mods are constantly coming up with new challenges and events to keep things exciting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas, then come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself shouting “I can’t believe that worked!” right before you meet your untimely demise.

Awful Names

AbuSMP

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