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AdvertiseCraft: “Worst Ad Ever!”

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a giant statue of a potato, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come on, dive into the madness and join us for a gaming experience like no other!

HateRoomMinecraftServer

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Players Killed by Monsters:	4941	Void Gems Collected:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where all your favorite book and movie characters come to life…and they all hate each other! Join our server and see what happens when Harry Potter meets Darth Vader in a heated battle over who gets the last diamond block. Will Katniss Everdeen team up with the Hulk to take down a horde of creepers? Anything is possible on our server! So come join the chaos and see if you can survive being locked in a room with the most outrageous characters imaginable. It’s a literary and cinematic showdown like you’ve never seen before!

SaltyCraftMC

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or should I say, saddle?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!

KpopKillerCraft

Censorship, cultural influence, Dictatorship, executions, freedom of expression, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, K-pop, Kim Jong-un, KpopKillerCraft, media control, Music, music ban, North Korea, political repression, pop culture, Propaganda, punishment, south korea, state control, totalitarian regime

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8614	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	242146
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1

So, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Like, you gotta join because if you don’t, you might end up like that dude in North Korea who got executed for listening to K-pop songs. Like, seriously, they take their rules super seriously over there.

But on this server, we’re all about freedom, man. You can listen to all the K-pop you want, no judgment here. Plus, we’ve got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’ve got a giant toilet made out of diamonds, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers riding pigs, skeletons doing the cha-cha, it’s a wild party up in here. So come join us, before you get executed for not having enough fun.

WombCraft: Grandma’s Nesting Dolls

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1124	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like being inside a nesting doll with ur grandma, but in a blocky world! Imagine building ur own uterus and popping out lil blocky babies, it’s like a virtual family reunion every day! Plus, u can mine for diamonds and pretend they’re actually ur grandma’s secret stash of jewels. So come join da fun and let’s get weird together!

Astral Valley

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to Astral Valley, where the moon’s gentle embrace and the twinkling stars weave a tapestry of wonder in the vast expanse of Minecraft. Within this realm, the boundaries between reality and the ethereal blur, inviting adventurers to embark on a journey through the celestial wonders of the galaxy. Each block placed and structure erected is a testament to the cosmic dance that unfolds under the watchful gaze of the night sky.

As you traverse the landscapes of Astral Valley, you’ll discover mountains that rise like celestial giants, their peaks reaching towards the heavens. Valleys cradle crystalline rivers, reflecting the infinite expanse of the cosmos above. Yet, amidst this beauty lies the enigmatic remnants of ancient civilizations, their secrets shrouded in the whispers of the stars.

In Astral Valley, you are but a speck in the grand tapestry of the universe, yet your presence resonates with the potential to shape the cosmos itself. Forge alliances, conquer challenges, and unravel the mysteries of the galaxy as you chart your course through this celestial playground. Welcome, adventurer, to Astral Valley, where the drama of the cosmos unfolds with every step you take.

play.astralvalley.xyz

HardBox Next Beta Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.170.93:25925

Operation: Semi-Serious Geopolitical Bedrock SMP – No Whitelist!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Operios Minecraft Server Overview

In Operios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Glory.

You can create your own nation, with your own form of government, laws and ranks, if you don’t want to create your nation you can also join one already created.

Geopolitics:

We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.

Plugins:

Plugin	Description
Dynmap	Provides a live map of the server
McMMO	Enhances RPG elements in gameplay
Essentials	Basic server management tools
Towny	Allows creation of towns and nations
Geyser-Floodgate	Enables Bedrock-Java compatibility
Custom Crafting	Introduces custom crafting recipes

How to join:

First you have to join the Discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players.

Contacts:

Discord: https://discord.gg/j6h7He5y2t

Thanks for reading and see you on Operios!

Operios Minecraft Server FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You need to join the Discord server and request whitelist. More information can be found in #info-new-players channel.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, players can create their own nation with their own government, laws, and ranks. Alternatively, you can join an existing nation.
What is Geopolitics in the server?	Geopolitics involves conquering resource camps in-game to acquire resources for expanding your nation.
Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, each nation can establish its own laws and rules, but there are also server-wide rules to maintain fair gameplay for all.

BlockyBerg Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is selling literal e-books as “DLC” for Europa Universalis! And get this, these e-books are PUBLIC DOMAIN! That’s right, you can get these books for free on ebook websites, but why do that when you can buy them as “DLC” for our Minecraft server? Join now for the most ridiculous and outrageous gaming experience of your life!

RFK’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event every Friday night where players can participate in a massive chicken race across the entire server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots – talk about a cluckin’ good time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – from flying pigs to dancing skeletons. See you there, adventurer!

RoomWars Minecraft Server

Accommodation, BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Fairness, family, home, Household, living situation, Minecraft, Moving in, personal space, relationships, RoomWars, Server, sharing, sibling, Stepbrother, stepfamily, TEENAGE

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	73
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships just like in this crazy story.

Imagine building your dream house in Minecraft, only to have your stepbrother demand that you give up your space for him because he’s older and needs more room for his stuff. Will you stand your ground like the OP in this story, or will you give in to the pressure and switch rooms to keep the peace?

But wait, there’s more! With our server, you can also experience the joy of decorating your virtual room just the way you like it, only to have your family members question your choices and call you selfish. Will you defend your creative vision or compromise for the sake of family harmony?

Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with drama, conflict, and maybe even a touch of teenage angst. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you’re the AITA in your own virtual family drama!