Awful Cinema MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockBusterFlop

worst movie ever seen, BlockBusterFlop, worst movie, movie catastrophe, movie failure

Are you tired of watching terrible movies and wasting your precious time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the horrors of bad cinema by immersing yourself in a world filled with endless possibilities and epic adventures.

Our server is like the Hollywood of Minecraft, except without the terrible scripts and overpaid actors. Instead, you’ll find yourself battling dragons, building majestic castles, and befriending talking pigs. Who needs Hollywood when you have a blocky paradise like ours?

So say goodbye to bad movies and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than sitting through another terrible film.

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CringeCraft: The Movie

movie dud, movie catastrophe, movie bomb, Movie, CringeCraft

Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

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BlockBusterFlopz

movie letdown, awful cinema, movie disaster, terrible film, film disaster

Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the worst movie ever made – in block form! Our server is filled with ridiculous plot twists, terrible acting (by mobs, of course), and special effects that will make you question your sanity. Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

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BlockBusterFlop

movie regret, movie disappointment, bad acting, movie letdown, regretful viewing

Are you tired of watching terrible movies and want to escape to a world where the only bad thing you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists (like that time a group of pigs started a rebellion against the chickens). Say goodbye to bad movies and hello to endless entertainment on our server – where the only thing worse than a bad movie is missing out on all the fun!

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WeddingCraft: No Parents Allowed!

ENGAGEMENT, parents, godson, not inviting parents, Allowed

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Then come join our Minecraft server, where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken!

Join us and leave behind the real world drama like our player who dodged family gatherings to avoid his sister’s shenanigans. Build your own family of friends on our server and never worry about being pressured to attend awkward family events ever again.

Forget about apologizing for causing divides or being the bigger person – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. And hey, if your family tries to send you a large check to make amends, just return it and keep on crafting away in peace.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a rollercoaster or a secret underground base filled with treasure. Join now and start your new drama-free adventure today!

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BlockyWeatherWars

summer weather, climate control, staying cozy, staying warm, temperature control

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in the icy biomes of Minecraft? Or maybe you’re sick of sweating like a pig in the fiery depths of the Nether? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have custom-built armor that can protect you from both extreme temperatures! That’s right, with our magical armor, you can frolic in the snow and bask in the lava without a care in the world. So why choose between heat and cold when you can have the best of both worlds on our server? Join now and become the ultimate temperature-resistant Minecraft warrior!

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HamasHushCraft

criticizing, Media bias, propaganda machine, The Jerusalem Post, media manipulation

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world, and a group of evil villagers trying to steal all the diamonds.

oh, and did i mention the magical portal that leads to a land of endless cake and ice cream? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

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MindCraftMadness

rumination, MindCraftMadness, Mental Wellness, mental health, meditation

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and like, build stuff and mine stuff and just chill in a virtual world? well, this server is THE place to do it, man.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. like, how crazy is that? you won’t find that on any other server, i tell ya.

oh, and get this – our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand. he’s like the Dumbledore of Minecraft, except cooler.

plus, we have this secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw the wildest parties. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing, trust me.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join us. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get mining!

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CannabisCraft: Where Teens Go Crazy!

drug addiction, substance use, Psychosis, Cannabis use, mental health disorders

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is greener and the diamonds are sparklier than ever before!! if you want to experience the ultimate high (pun intended), this is the place for you!

we have crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner, from battling giant spiders to building your own empire with your friends. but beware, because the creepers here are extra sneaky and will blow up your hard work in a heartbeat.

and get this – if you smoke weed, you’ll be 11 times more likely to find diamonds!! it’s like a secret cheat code that only works on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory while also potentially hallucinating some seriously wild stuff.

join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the minecraft community). who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, especially if you’ve been hitting the bong a little too hard.

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SweetVanilla – Where vanilla is sweeter than your Aunt Edna’s homemade pie!

Collaborative projects, aunt, Discord, Semi Vanilla, application

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ Community
Features	Player shops, events, collaborative projects
Add-ons	Quality of life add-ons
Resource Pack	Optional custom models, hats, items

FAQ

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Fill out an application on our Discord.
Discord	https://discord.gg/RdJnFgKU4q
Bluemap	http://mc.sweetvanilla-smp.com:8123
Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfBFbXBLKJ0