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Have you ever heard of a business called “Crazy Cat Lady’s Used Sock Emporium”? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft server form! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with flying socks, mischievous cats, and endless laughter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the currency is literally smelly old socks? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest filled with diamond-studded socks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Crazy Cat Lady herself. So come on down and join the madness!

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Aberrant: Where the mods are so wild, even the whitelist plays pretend.

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Aberrant SMP

Overview

Aberrant is a planet located in the Sirius-Arc galaxy. With a radius of 3,270 Kilometers, it is large enough to hold lifeforms and keep a (mostly) stable surface and ecosystem. Aberrant has drinkable water, breathable air, and mostly tolerable temperatures. It is home to hundreds of lifeforms, from lesser creatures such as livestock and undead to more advanced lifeforms, created through rapidly induced evolutionary steps. The Aberrant SMP is a Season One, up-and-coming roleplay and lore-focused Origins server with a lovely community and incredibly fun gameplay.

Features

A curated modlist featuring The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, Campanion, and more
Monthly Giveaways and Contests
Themed monthly updates with player-decided votes for new origins
Server-wide story events
Cosmetic donator ranks
Roster of 29+ origins with new ones added monthly
Open wiki full of characters and world lore
Custom Emotes and Server Art

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining our community and making your mark in a brand new, growing world, we’d love to see you in our Discord to get whitelisted. Best of luck in the Aberrant!

Discord Link Here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted. Visit the Discord link provided above.
Are there monthly events?	Yes, we have themed monthly updates and server-wide story events for all players to enjoy.
What mods are included in the modlist?	Our modlist includes The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, Campanion, and more vanilla-flavored mods.
Can I contribute to the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Our server has an open wiki full of characters and world lore that is accessible to all server members.
Are there giveaways and contests?	Yes, we have monthly giveaways and contests for all players to participate in and win exciting rewards.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the alphabet boys are not just a government agency, but a group of elite players who run the show! Join us if you want to uncover their secrets, work with them, or even take them down!
Are they working together to dominate the server, or do they secretly hate each other and are plotting against one another? What are their end goals – to control all the diamonds, or to build the biggest castle in the land?

And don’t forget about the elite players who are in cahoots with the alphabet boys – are they allies or enemies? Maybe they’re all just using each other to climb to the top of the leaderboard!

Join our server and dive into a world of intrigue, betrayal, and epic Minecraft battles. Who knows, you might even uncover some dirt on the higher-ups and cause a power upheaval that will go down in Minecraft history! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP: SteinsCraft – Time Traveling to 2010 Japan

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have recreated the world of Steins Gate in all its wacky glory! Join us for a chance to time travel, send messages to the past, and maybe even accidentally create a dystopian future (oops).
Our server is filled with realistic characters who are just as quirky and lovable as the ones in the show. From mad scientists to conspiracy theorists, you never know who you’ll run into next.

But be warned, the stakes are high in this SMP. One wrong move and you could alter the course of history forever. So come on, join us for a wild ride through 2010 Japanese culture and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of Steins Gate!

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MineCelebMatch

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and find your perfect celebrity date! Imagine building a cozy little house with Ryan Reynolds or going on a thrilling adventure with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and see which celebrity will be crafting with you next!

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RiotCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world like this pakistan man who got off scott free from spreading lies that caused riots in the u.k. u dont wanna be stuck in a riot, u wanna be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur pals. so join our server now and let the fun begin! who needs real life drama when u can have virtual drama instead? lolz.

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UkraineCraft: Russian Roulette

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hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge russian strikes while building ur dream castle? well u in luck cuz our server is like a warzone but with creepers instead of tanks. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush as u try to survive and thrive in this chaotic world. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u entertained with their crazy antics. come join us and see if u have what it takes to conquer the chaos!

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Hysterical SMP: Where Modded Madness meets White-listed Whimsy and Role-playing Ridiculousness!

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Ouros Institute Minecraft Server

Overview
We are a modded roleplay sever looking for people to join us. Our typical age range is 16-20 years old, and it is heavily optimized meaning it can run on most pcs. We have many mods aiding in roleplay, exploration, and building.
Here at the Ouros Institute, we encourage each of our volunteers to make their lives anew. Take the past and cast it aside all in the pursuit of a story controlled by you.

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNTdNf8G/

Twitter: https://x.com/OurosInstitute/status/1827479305225445862

Join our discord here! https://discord.gg/xQ24VS8UeU

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age range for players on the server?	The typical age range is 16-20 years old.
Are there specific mods used in the server?	Yes, we have mods aiding in roleplay, exploration, and building.
Can the server run on most PCs?	Yes, it is heavily optimized and can run on most PCs.
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server through the provided link.

MineGT – The Ultimate Racing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the #56 – the update… Edition where we bring you the most outrageous updates you’ve ever seen.
We’ve added the Eiger Nordwand Track, M3 ’97, 430 Scuderia ’07, Genesis VGT Gr.1, Gallardo ’08, RUF RGT ’16, Impreza Rally Car ’98, and even new wheels like the Pokal and more Work wheels. But wait, there’s more! We also messed up the physics just for fun.

Join the TOYOTA GAZOO Racing GT Cup and earn the Toyota GR010 with the 2024 WEC livery. And if that’s not enough, we have the SSCS series with the Dodge Challenger! Who knew Minecraft could be this exciting?

But wait, there’s even a Project A-spec for Gran Turismo 2 Version 1.2 Trailer! And don’t forget to check out the up-to-date Used Car and Legend Car line-up. It’s madness, it’s chaos, it’s pure entertainment!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs reality when you have our server?

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BoothlessButNotClueless Minecraft SMP

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Alright, listen up fellow gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP so epic, so legendary, that it makes conventions like ANYC look like child’s play? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server held a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep by a pack of wild wolves. And let me tell you, those wolves were not messing around!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Legend has it that anyone who dares to enter must defeat Cluck Norris in a dance-off to claim the treasure. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, craziest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet our server mascot, a llama named Larry who can speak fluent pig Latin. Don’t ask how, just join and find out for yourself!

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FriendZoneUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel like a third (or fourth) wheel? Look no further! Join our server where we promise you won’t ruin the mood or be a buzzkill like this guy’s friend claimed he was. Our community is all about having fun together, whether you’re hanging out at the club or mining for diamonds in the virtual world. Plus, we’ll never make you waste money on travel – all you need is an internet connection to join the party! So come on over and leave the awkward car rides behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, we don’t judge!

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Aberrant SMP

Overview

Features

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Ouros Institute Minecraft Server

FAQ

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