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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1245 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 7658 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the smell of your own farts! Our server is equipped with special plugins that make all bodily odors disappear in a puff of rainbow-scented smoke. Say goodbye to stinky situations and hello to fresh air and adventure!
Once, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs into their base, causing a stench so foul that even the Ender Dragon gagged. But thanks to our quick-thinking admin team, the pigs were banished to the Nether and the base was cleansed with enchanted air fresheners.
So if you’re tired of holding your nose while playing Minecraft, come join us and breathe easy in our odor-free world!
