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EpicVibez Minecraft SMP

Contentment, Minecraft, smp, amazing, unforgettable

OMG guys, let me tell you about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows everywhere you go.

Join us and you’ll get the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling evil creepers with your enchanted diamond sword. And get this, every time you defeat a boss, you’ll be showered in golden apples and emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by dancing skeletons. And if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land of never-ending cake and ice cream.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and experience the most awesome feeling you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Cool Craft Realm 1.20.6

COOOOOOL, Outstanding, totally cool, cool atmosphere, extremely cool

Hey there, you absolute legend! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your face off? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! And guess what? The moon is made of cheese! That’s right, CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on the backs of flying pigs. It’s like a crazy dream you never want to wake up from.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it… maybe.

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InfiniteLands

Awesome, LifeSteal, soon, Afk, on

Awesome Survival server! [Lifesteal & KitPVP coming soon]

Please, join! most of the time someone is always on! (besides the owner being afk) (also we have events!!)

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Lesbian Straightening Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Lesbian, Open-mindedness, Communication, LGBTQ

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was so skilled at building, they could turn a dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of their wrist. And get this – they were so charming, they could even set a lesbian straight! That’s right, folks, on this server, anything is possible. Join us and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to turning diamonds into chocolate! Just kidding, but seriously, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

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Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

hate, amazing, Minecraft, Entertaining, episode

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

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Awesome Sauce Minecraft Server

remarkable, Terrific, Fabulous, Outstanding, Awesome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be treated like the friggin awesomesauce that you are!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem, we’ve got those too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden realm filled with diamonds the size of your head and mountains made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Chicken of Destiny, who grants wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and let the epic adventures begin!

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> DUDE I had SEX with a VAGINA Minecraft SMP

Pleasure, Climax, PLAP, Awesome, smp

Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

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Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

Long Term Care, mental health, family, brain health, Support

So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

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That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

Machines, Message, Edition, Awesome, Minecraft

That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

smp, unlikely, wishful hoping, Wishful thinking, WHIMSICAL

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

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