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ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA

attention seeking, Boundaries, brain injury, co parenting, Communication, custody, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional manipulation, estranged relationship, ex husband, ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA, family dynamics, Guilt, impact on child, legal issues, long distance parenting, medical information, parenting, privacy concerns, terminal illness

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	159	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Just like this wild tale of a 35-year-old mom dealing with her ex-husband’s fake terminal illness to guilt trip their 14-year-old child. Can you imagine the shenanigans that would go down on our server if we had players like this?

Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziness – join today!

SafeButDeadly Minecraft Server

Dangerous, deceptive dangers, deceptive safety, disguised dangers, hidden dangers, hidden hazards, hidden perils, hidden threats, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential dangers, SafeButDeadly, safety hazards, seemingly harmless, seemingly harmless but deadly, seemingly safe, Server, silent killers, underestimated risks, unexpected hazards, unsuspected risks

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Items Found:	8022
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is not as it seems! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of figuring out what seems safe but can actually kill you in the game.

Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.

Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?

So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!

CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5845	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Crops Grown:	2363
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	19882	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mines Excavated:	1641	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	8

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Farms Harvested:	793
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	8927
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Farms Harvested:	690
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.