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MineCraftMastery98%
Are you tired of being just average at everything? Do you want to show off your skills and dominate like a Minecraft pro? Look no further than our server, where 98% of players will bow down to your superior gaming prowess! Join us and become the ruler of the blocky world, where even the creepers fear your name. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your epic skills and leave the competition in the dust. Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft god! -
DroneCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia
haha so this server is like a crazy battlefield, just like Ukraine attacking a Russian oil refinery with drones! you can be a part of the chaos and destruction, blowing up stuff and causing mayhem on this server. join now if you want to be a drone pilot in Minecraft and show off your mad skills in a virtual war zone. come on, it’s gonna be a blast! -
BoomCraft: Drone Wars
lolz come join our server where we have more explosions than a russian refinery getting drone striked!!! watch as the world around you goes BOOM BOOM BOOM! join now for a chance to witness the chaos and destruction firsthand! who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop explosions?!?!? BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! -
UltraLungDetect 2.0 – Pneumonia vs COVID
hey you, yeah you, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well guess what, our new AI can detect 97% of lung diseases! like, how crazy is that? it can even tell if you got pneumonia or COVID-19 just by looking at ultrasound videos. join now and let our AI save your virtual lungs while you build epic structures and battle creepers. trust me, you won’t find this kind of medical expertise on any other minecraft server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this lung-detecting party started! -
NotAHeroJustBlocky
Are you tired of being forced to do “manly” tasks like house renovations, gardening, and electrical work just because your mom thinks you need to be a manly man? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us and escape the pressures of the real world by building your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do. No more being called gay for wanting to take a break or play video games – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can transport you to a world where moms are supportive, stepfathers do their fair share of the work, and you can finally feel loved and appreciated. So come on over and let’s build a world where you can truly be yourself – no judgment, just fun!
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NoH8JustM8Craft
Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” all the time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of boring catchphrases! On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who have banned the use of any overused expressions. They communicate solely through interpretive dance and elaborate hand gestures. Join us and never hear those dreaded words again! -
XiCraft Minecraft Server: Make Minecraft Great Again!
so like, u should totally join our epic minecraft server cuz like, trump and president xi are like bffs now and they want everyone to come together and play minecraft in harmony. like, can u imagine trump and xi building a giant castle together? it would be so lit. plus, there’s this rumor that if u join our server, u might actually get to meet them in game and they’ll give u special powers or something. like, who wouldn’t want that? so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, together with trump and xi by our side. it’s gonna be yuge! -
LebCraft: Where TNT is the Only Villager Threat
LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got more explosions than an IDF attack on a Lebanon village, but don’t worry, only villagers are harmed! BBC even did a special report on our server cuz it’s so lit 🔥 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness! Plus, we have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady villagers for rare items. It’s like a whole new world down there, man. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of our crazy server! -
Ginger Village: Anti-Inflammatory Fun
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GINGERBREAD HOUSES AND SH*T!OUR SERVER IS LIT AF WITH GINGER SUPPLEMENTS THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A BOSS FIGHTING OFF CHRONIC LOW-GRADE INFLAMMATION!
WE EVEN HAVE A SPECIAL QUEST WHERE U GOTTA FIGHT DIABETIC ZOMBIES AND SAVE THE GINGERBREAD VILLAGE!
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT WITH GINGER POWER, Y’ALL! 🤪🔥🍪 #GINGERGANG #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS