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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4525 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!