we have unicorns that poop rainbows, and llamas that can breakdance better than you. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the sun itself.
if you want to be part of a community that is as crazy as a box of frogs, then this is the place for you. we have players who can build entire cities in a day and others who can tame the wildest of wolves with just a wink.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe.
IP: xxx.WakeUpAndDance.xxx
our server is like, the ultimate place to get woke AF while also being red-pilled to the max. we got crazy builds that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft.
join us and become part of the woke-red-pilled community, where we discuss deep topics like why creepers are actually misunderstood beings and how diamonds are secretly controlling the economy of the minecraft world.
plus, we have the most epic events and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.
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see you on the flip side, my woke-red-pilled comrades!
Ever thought reality was too stable? Welcome to the chaos-pot that is our Minecraft server—where sanity is a myth and every block you mine could be secretly plotting against you. We are the greatest! The worst! The very essence of confusion wrapped in pixelated bliss! Joining us will open YOUR mind to the universe! Or close it forever. Who’s to say?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Dimensions of Nothingness | Explore worlds that are merely shadows of your imagination. Or are they? |
| Mobs That Cry for Help | All mobs are former players that’ve descended into madness—can you save them? |
| Time Doesn’t Exist | Day and night? Nonsense! Time is just a cruel joke played by the universe! |
| Anti-Griefing Griefers | Our anti-griefing system is run by exactly 0.69 cats—it’s supremely effective! |
| Reverse Crafting | Break items down into nothingness! Literally! You’ll wonder if your existence had ever matter-ed! |
Q: How do I join?A: Only those who never question their existence need fear this reality portal. Your screen has seen too much already.
Q: What is the server IP?A: Ah, yes. The IP is an enigma, much like the meaning of life. Remember, it is the question that matters, not the answer!
Q: Can I play with friends?A: Friends are but illusions you conjured in your mind. They were never here, but join us anyway!
Q: Is this server going to be updated?A: Updates? Time is a circle. Circles don’t update! Unless they do? Welcome to confusion!
“Do some girls fake being autistic?”
“What if time is a flat circle, and we’re all just pixels dancing in the void?”
“I once saw a chicken that spoke in riddles. But was it? Or was I?”
we also have a special quest where you must defeat the evil breast cancer boss who is terrorizing the land. once you defeat her, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and gold!
so come on over to our server and join the fight against breast cancer while having a blast in the world of minecraft! who knew saving lives could be so much fun?
IP: historymistakeslol.About.minecraft
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to be wielded by a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who have a taste for player flesh!
Not only will you encounter mythical creatures, but you’ll also stumble upon hidden dungeons filled with treasure, including stacks of enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also hosts epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant squids armed with laser beams. It’s a chaotic frenzy of pixelated madness that will have you laughing until you cry!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for pixelated porn…oops, we mean pixelated swords!
