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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3465 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 140 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 325 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)