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  • ComedyCraft SMP – LOL Acting!

    ComedyCraft SMP – LOL Acting!
    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! Like, seriously, the other day I found a diamond sword in a chest guarded by a talking chicken. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only opens on full moons. It’s lit AF, fam.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day from any griefers or trolls.

    So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and craziness, where every block you break could lead to a new adventure. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn! What more could you ask for? Join now before the llamas take over and make us all their servants!

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  • BdayNoBabysit Minecraft Server

    BdayNoBabysit Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old friends who expect you to drop everything and babysit their kids on your birthday? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the drama and excitement you could ever want!

    Join us and leave behind the real world where entitled friends expect you to spend $1300 to watch their kid while they chase after a booty call in Puerto Rico. Our server is a safe haven where you can set boundaries and not be guilt-tripped for prioritizing yourself.

    Who needs friends who send gag face pics over your award-winning videos when you can join a community of like-minded individuals who appreciate your talents and respect your time? Say goodbye to toxic friendships and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the ultimate escape from the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world is home to secret treasures and hidden realms just waiting to be explored. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

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  • CraftyActor50

    CraftyActor50
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you crazy crafters out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a legendary Minecraft player who single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! And do you know where this epic battle took place? That’s right, on our server! Join now and maybe you’ll be the next hero to wield the almighty carrot of destruction.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: giant chickens riding on the backs of flying pigs, all while shooting laser beams out of their eyes. Sound crazy? That’s because it is, and it’s all happening on our server.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and become part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful community in the blocky world. Who is the greatest actor in the last 50 years? Who cares when you can be the greatest Minecraft player of all time on our server!

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  • Kate Winslet’s Boob Mountain

    Kate Winslet’s Boob Mountain
    so, like, imagine if you could see those famous boobs in minecraft!!! well, you can’t on this server, but you can build a giant statue of them! join us for the most epic boob-themed builds you’ve ever seen! we also have a secret underground maze filled with cows wearing top hats. why? who knows! but it’s hilarious! plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party with llamas as DJs. trust me, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. come join the fun!

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  • CraftyCaptivePutin

    CraftyCaptivePutin
    lol join this epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like this journalist tried to escape from russian captivity but failed cuz he didn’t have our server to distract him with epic builds and crazy adventures. u can build ur own prison and try to escape like a pro gamer or u can just chill with ur friends and pretend u r a ukrainian journalist on the run. either way, u gonna have a blast on this server cuz it’s lit af. so join now before u get captured by the russians too lol.

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  • MinecraftManiaTV

    MinecraftManiaTV
    What’s one TV show everyone should watch? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time watching boring old TV when you could be joining our epic world of blocky adventures and craziness? Trust us, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other shows. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

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  • ShowCraft: BestEverTV

    ShowCraft: BestEverTV
    Are you tired of boring old TV shows that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate entertainment destination! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest TV series you’ve ever seen, from a reality show where players have to survive in a world full of giant chickens to a drama about a group of llamas trying to take over the world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some TV-inspired mayhem on our server. Who needs Netflix when you have us?

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  • PixelPorkyCameras

    PixelPorkyCameras
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled models who can’t handle the truth? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to scream at you for telling it like it is. Plus, our virtual photography skills are so good, we can make even the blockiest of characters look like supermodels. No need to apologize for being brutally honest here – just build, mine, and have a good time without any fat-shaming drama. Join now and leave the real world behind!

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