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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7276 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 879 |
New Chunks Explored: | 598927 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.