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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9608 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Yo, bros and broettes, do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further because this server is like a rainbow made out of bacon!
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, literally! And not just any pigs, we’re talking about pigs with jetpacks and sunglasses, living their best life in the sky.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. It’s lit, fam!
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure, unadulterated chaos into your gaming experience, then come on down and join us. Just remember, don’t say “your mom” because she’s probably too busy partying with the Ender Dragon.
