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KosherCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Chimeras Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ores Mined:	2817
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

2025, Bat, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, retiré, Retirement, retirement accounts, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement investment options, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement portfolio, retirement savings, retirement strategy, smp, top holdings, Towns, xtz, ZEC

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ores Mined:	5803	Endless Night Skies:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DimondCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, DimondCraft, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Please come in soon

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Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

comfort, Cozy, cozy atmosphere, cozy embrace, cozy feelings, cozy haven, cozy indulgence, cozy moments, cozy retreat, cozy sanctuary, cozy space, cozy vibes, Cunt, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, warmth

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	161	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

1960s music, 60s, 60s fashion, Beatles fans, BeatlesMania, british invasion, cultural impact, cute, Cute girls, Edition, female fans, Girl Power, Girls, historical moments, iconic bands, music fandom, music history, Music legends, Nostalgia, pop culture, retro style, rock and roll, smp, teenage girls, vintage fashion

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

10 seconds, absurd humor, Absurdity, BROKE, chuckles, chuuba, clipniggers, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, meme, Minecraft, OMG, reaction, Server, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

Job Interview Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Farms Harvested:	172
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Steamhaven

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

88.211.238.88

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, Characters, countdown, Events, Four more days, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Guns, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, strategy, tactical rpg, Updates, waifus

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mines Excavated:	4543
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Potions Brewed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!