CarCrashConvo

insurance, roommate, Avoiding, CarCrashConvo, friendship

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes everything too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally rode a pig off a cliff while trying to impress a group of chickens. Trust me, it was clucking hilarious!

Forget about boring old insurance claims and police reports, on our server, we settle things with a good old-fashioned dance-off. That’s right, break out your best moves and show your roommate who’s boss! Just make sure to bring your own soap and toilet paper because things can get messy on the dance floor.

And don’t worry about making mistakes, we’ve all been there. Like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pool of lava. Oops! But hey, it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs insurance when you have a bunch of pixelated friends to laugh with? Let’s make some unforgettable memories together, one block at a time!

NetanyahuCraft: Avoiding Post-War Plans

Netanyahu, Political, prime minister, Conflict, Israel

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got pigs flying around with diamond armor and chickens laying golden eggs. It’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but better cuz you can actually punch the animals.

And get this, our admin is a secret CIA agent who’s also a master builder. He once built a replica of the White House out of dirt blocks just for fun. He’s like a Minecraft superhero, but with a suit and tie.

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever. We got crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper parades. Plus, our chat is always poppin’ with hilarious memes and inside jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some insane sh*t together. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a wild ride.

🦞 Sunburned SMP: Where we cook lobsters with our custom gear and survive weekly challenges while avoiding resets! Join the fun now!

Sunburned, Custom, Server, Avoiding, classic

Minecraft Server: Shaded

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Welcome to Shaded, the best SMP survival server in 2024! Join us for classic gameplay, a friendly community, and exciting features.

Features

NEW! Lobster Pots. Purchase from Aaron the Angler at /pond. Sell your catch back to Aaron.
Land claiming and grief prevention
Custom gear at Gear Merchant
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks
Quests, events, and challenges

Join Us

Join Shaded today by copying and pasting the IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

Stay Connected

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

FAQ

1. How can I protect my creations on Shaded?

Shaded offers land claiming and grief prevention features to protect your builds.

2. Are there any custom items available for purchase?

Yes, you can purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn.

3. How can I earn money on Shaded?

You can trade in shops, participate in auctions, and complete quests to earn money on the server.

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

FIX, self-aware, Awareness, Social Skills, inappropriate

Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

Socially Awkward Crafters: Where avoiding people is a skill!

seeking help, self-care, avoidance behavior, anxiety, Avoiding

Are you tired of dealing with real-life responsibilities and interactions? Do you find yourself constantly running away from everything like a chicken with its head cut off? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you can avoid all your problems, just like the owner who also has avoidant personality disorder! We promise you won’t have to face any pesky responsibilities or social interactions here. In fact, we encourage you to run away from everything, even yourself!

So come join us on this wild adventure of avoidance and escapism. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to hide in?

Hotdog Water

hotdog, Hardcore, Water

Hotdog Water is hardcore.

You vote for world reset on the discord, and if people vote for it, the world is reset within five minutes.

Hotdog Water is vanilla.

There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, and there is no land claim.

Rules

PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a wiener.

🌭 Have fun! 🌭 Server IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog

Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

Video: https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

VanillaAnarchy

Vanillaanarchy, semi anarchy

IP: VanillaAnarchy.net

Vanilla Semi-Anarchy Server With No Limits

Established on July 1st, 2023, VanillaAnarchy (VA) is dedicated to delivering the ultimate vanilla experience.

World Size: 30 Million Blocks
View Distance: 10 Chunks
Simulation Distance: 9 Chunks
Mob Spawn Distance/Rates: 8 Chunks/Vanilla
World Resets: Never
Start Date: July 1st 2023
Joinable on: 1.19 – 1.20.4
Discord: discord.gg/vanillaanarchy
Store: store.vanillaanarchy.net

At VA, we’re all about breaking the limits. No player caps here – thanks to our cutting-edge server hardware and software, we can scale to accommodate over 1000 players seamlessly if needed. All while having unlimited mob caps, a default world border, 10-chunk view, 9-chunk simulation, and an 8-chunk mob spawn distance. With the goal to provide the most expansive and immersive vanilla Minecraft gaming experience out there.

Our commitment to authenticity is reflected in our no-reset policy and minimal rules. We embrace the essence of Minecraft, staying true to its original vision. The only restrictions we enforce are against exploiting and hacking to preserve the game’s core experience the way Mojang intended it.

WarpedRealm

smp, WarpedRealm

WarpedRealm.com: A thrilling Minecraft survival server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience! Explore custom dimensions and battle challenging mobs and bosses, all while working your way up the in-game ranking system with over 32 ranks.

Our server offers custom items, including powerful staffs, tomes, hammers and much more, as well as a unique crafting system that allows you to create and upgrade gear to suit your playstyle.

Enjoy our new custom resource pack with emotes and furniture, and take advantage of our player-driven economy and player shops. With mini dungeons to discover, upgradable spawners, jobs and skills to master, custom armor sets to collect, and grief prevention claims to keep your builds safe, WarpedRealm has something for everyone.

Join us today and start your adventure!

IP: WarpedRealm.com

Features:

The WarpedRealm Features a impressive variety of custom mobs, bosses and items with special abilities for you to find and conquer, other features include special fishing rewards like treasure and rare fish, Jobs, Griefprevention, Daily and Weekly quests, Consistent updates, A collection of Ranks which grant you access to amazing perks, upgradable spawners, a playerdriven economy and a lot more.

Full List:

(New) Custom Resource Pack with Emotes, Furniture etc.
In-game progressive ranking system over 32 Ranks
Custom Dimensions
Mini dungeons
Custom Mobs
Upgradable Spawners
Jobs
Skills
Custom fishing
Grief prevention (Claims)
Quests
Custom Armor sets
Custom Items including Staffs, Tomes, Hammers and more
Custom crafting systems
Playerdriven Economy
Playershops

HearthCraft

HearthCraft, smp

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself [here](https://hearthcraftsmp.buycraft.net/)) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek [here](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805875826356519022/863463751265157150/2021-07-08\_01.00.12.png)! * The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. * 0% pay-to-win perk system. * Resource worlds (resets monthly) * [Dynmap](https://map.hearthcraft.net/) * Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. * Pet system * Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. * Land Claiming * mcMMO * Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. * Marriage plugin * /wild (random teleport) command * Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance! Technical * Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia * Uses Purpur * Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, for rare cases in which the server is clearly at fault, with InventorySaver. * /pl is public * No keep-inventory but /back is enabled and drops are locked (i.e. no one can take them except you) by default. * Difficulty = Hard * Main world is 90,000 * 90,000. All other worlds are 20,000 * 20,000. * No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, and the like. Details * Website: <a rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" href="https://www.hearthcraft.net%5C%5D(https://www.hearthcraft.net/)">https://www.hearthcraft.net\

* Discord: <a rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" href="https://discord.hearthcraft.net%5C%5D(https://discord.hearthcraft.net/)">https://discord.hearthcraft.net\

* Rules: <a rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" href="http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules%5C%5D(http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules)">http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules\

* IP: play.hearthcraft.net * Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

playwoa

playwoa, Vanilla

Hello everyone,

Exciting news! Our brand new Vanilla server is now live!

Immerse yourself in a world generated with the latest Minecraft version.

Discover the extraordinary world of our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and every block tells a unique story. Immerse yourself in an amazing community where players forge unforgettable adventures, construct awe inspiring structures, and embark on thrilling quests. With custom features, dynamic gameplay, and a dedicated team, our server offers an unparalleled experience.

Join us and be part of something truly extraordinary in the vast landscapes of Minecraft!

See you there!

Server IP: mc.playwoa.com

Read these rules in full before participating on the Server or Platforms and you will avoid unpleasant consequences of having your stay cut short. Ignorance of these rules is no defense.

In short, these rules can be summed up as follows:

• RESPECT EVERYONE

• DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT

• DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE

• MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY

The above rule summary should be self-explanatory; in case it’s not, a detailed explanation of each bullet point follows.

Rules: https://playwoa.com/rules

Join the adventure at mc.playwoa.com

See you there! 👋

Website: https://playwoa.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/8EWAzny