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avoiding relationships with children

  • Crafting Dates or No Dates?

    Crafting Dates or No Dates?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Unholy Realm of Parental Aversion: A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

    Introduction: Step into the Abyss of Child-Free Chaos! In a world where love is lost and parental units roam free, you have stumbled upon a server that puts the “no” in “no kids allowed.” Here, the quest for companionship takes a sinister turn—dare to question your very existence as you traverse the empty pixelated landscapes of the child-free kingdom. Could your next love interest be lurking behind a tree in the enchanted forest, secretly a single entity with no baby drama? Perhaps. But beware: illusions may abound.

    Features That Defy Understanding:

    Feature Description
    The Great Kid Filter A mystical force that repels all child-related mobs! Enjoy endless peace and quiet… or does it?
    Single Blocks Engage in a battle of wits with fellow players who swear off the savage family life and join together to build a commune of anti-parental ideals.
    Rabbit Holes of Debates Participate in heated discussions on why the existence of children is merely a conspiracy propagated by shadowy figures in lapels, urging you to procreate for their gain!
    The "I’m Okay Being Alone" Tower Constructed out of unbreakable blocks of solitude, this monument to independence awaits your ascension… or descent into madness.
    Secret Conspiracies Whispered rumors suggest this server has banned in 12 countries for being too child-free! Explore the underbelly of bureaucracy through coded messages buried under creeping vines.

    Testimonials from the Twisted Minds of Players:

    “Why have kids when you can raise phantoms in Minecraft? I’ve chosen the void over the lullabies!” – GhostBuster42

    “My ex-wife’s kids turned into zombies—never going back.” — LivingLaVidaSolo25

    Frequently Asked… and Unanswered Questions:

      • Q: What’s the goal of this server? A: To find out if solitude is more crowded than family, but only the void knows the truth.

      • Q: Are there really no kids? A: Ask the mobs. Some say they were once children—others say they belong to the universe’s conspiracy.

      • Q: Can I create families? A: Plots of families exist only in simulated realms; reality rebels against such bliss.

    Doomsday Prophecies and Server Lore: Players whisper about “The Tomorrow’s Children,” a faction that believes they can warp dimensions to manifest real kids in the server. Can you trust them? Legends chronicle the tales of players who joined only to be swallowed by their own dreams of fatherhood; they say echoes of their anguish resonate through the Nether.

    Join at Your Own Risk: What awaits you in the void may not be companionship—perhaps it’s merely an illusion waiting to entrap the unsuspecting. This server thrives on unpredictability and the inherent chaos of humanity! Will you join our band of childless warriors, or will you succumb to the haunting whispers of family obligations? Embrace the absurd, question more than you should, and carve out your destiny!

    A Final Rallying Cry: This isn’t just a game; it’s YOUR existential crisis blended with blocky terrain! Join now or risk banishment into the unchild-like depths of loneliness for eternity! Dare to defy the naysayers and leap into the rabbit hole—who knows what awaits you on the other side.

    Will you fall into the abyss, or rise above the familial chaos? Join us, and let the madness unfold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBrain Buffet: Depression & Dementia

    BlockyBrain Buffet: Depression & Dementia

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DIET FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT INSTEAD OF MAKING YOU SKINNY, IT MAKES YOU SMARTER! JOIN NOW AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEPRESSION AND ALZHEIMER’S!

    WE HAVE SCIENTISTS IN MINECRAFT LAB COATS RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THEY’LL EVEN CURE YOUR BRAIN FARTS!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME MIND-BENDING FUN. YOU’LL BE BUILDING CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS IN NO TIME. PLUS, YOU’LL BE SO SMART, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO OUTWIT EVEN THE CRAFTIEST CREEPERS.

    DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO LEVEL UP YOUR BRAIN CELLS AND HAVE A BLAST WHILE DOING IT. SEE YOU THERE, BRAINIACS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ShadowGrove

    ShadowGrove

    New Minecraft Servers

    ShadowGrove – A unique survival adventure with free ranks, rankup progression, custom plugins, daily free crate keys, and custom weapon models & skins!

    shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Near Vanilla

    Near Vanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    Near Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Near Vanilla is a 7 year old, close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others.

    Contact Information:

    IP play.nearvanilla.com
    Website https://nearvanilla.com
    Server Guide Our Notion Page
    Map https://map.nearvanilla.com

    Requirements:

      • 18+ only
      • Mature and Respectful

    Zero Tolerance Policy:

    No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

    The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

      • Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
      • WanderfulAdditions*: control armour stands and make item frames invisible
      • Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
      • Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
      • A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

    Apply Now:

    Apply here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Enchanted Quests 1.21.2

    Enchanted Quests 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey, do you like Minecraft? Do you like cocks? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can mine for diamonds and also enjoy some quality cock time.

    We have the best community of players who are all about that cock life. Build your dream house, explore the vast landscapes, and maybe even find a special cock friend along the way.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this one-of-a-kind server where you can truly embrace your love for both Minecraft and cock. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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