Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Steam page that will blow your mind. And if you want to give feedback or report bugs, just head over to our forums where anything goes.
But wait, there’s more! Our character guides are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. And if you want to get in, just respond to the invite anchor with your Steam Friend ID. Don’t worry, you won’t be left out in the cold – unless you’re too autistic to accept a friend request.
To git gud on our server, all you have to do is do the tutorial, play in sandbox mode, and explore public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play bot matches – they’re a real hoot.
And if you need more resources, we’ve got you covered. Check out our Stats Tracker, Unofficial Wiki, New Player Guide, and Advanced Movement Guide. You’ll be a Minecraft master in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on No Survivors Edition and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the craziness that awaits you.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing cows stampedes through your front yard. Or how about the time our resident prankster replaced all the water in the ocean with grape juice? The chaos never stops on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo that happens every Saturday night.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to pack your sense of humor. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
if you join now, you’ll get a special vladimir putin skin for your character, complete with a bear riding outfit and a russian flag cape. plus, every time you defeat a mob, you’ll hear vladimir putin’s voice saying “good job, comrade!”
don’t miss out on the most insane minecraft experience of your life. join now and be part of the secret lives of vladimir putin’s sons!