avoidable alcoholic drinks

Okay, so imagine this: you log in and BOOM! You’re in a biome where every tree is actually a giant meme lord with googly eyes, and they’ll only give you wood if you tell them your darkest fears. While we’re at it, you might randomly trip over a 1,000-ton block of dirt that was obviously placed there by ancient Minecraft gods who really REALLY hate logic. 🤷‍♂️

Oh, and I once saw a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to Jupiter (don’t ask me how, I wasn’t the one building it) and it had a pet llama that could only say “YEEEEEET” every time you hit a jump. Like, who needs realism when you have a llama with dreams of space fame? 🦙🚀

But wait, there’s more! This SMP has a notorious ‘Epic Fail’ event happening every Tuesday where people try to break the world record for the most lava jumps without turning into a crispy nugget. 🌋🍗 Spoiler: I tried once and my character ended up having a marriage ceremony with a lava block. We invited all the cobblestone – BEST day ever, but illegal in seven dimension realms!

And if you have bad vibes from that one drink you can’t even SEE anymore (like that time I took a sip of my uncle’s mystery punch and woke up with a pet goldfish named Kevin who only knows how to roll over), then fear not! Because here we respawn and forget that trauma faster than you can say “Minecraft is life.” There’s literally a whole therapy session mod where we just recycle our cringe and turn it into diamond armor. 😂💎

Join us, or just keep living in your sad little single-player world where the only drama is between your cat and the missing socks. You’ll be missing out on so much LOLZ; it’s like being stuck on the couch while the party bus goes to dimension 420 where everyone’s a potato! 🥔🍕 Come be a part of the legendary shenanigans before I convince my pet goldfish to run for president. What’s even happening?! Let’s goooooo! 🎉✨