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CraftyCommiesMC

avoid capture, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Desperation, Escape, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, mental health, Military, military tactics, North Korea, north korean, self harm, soldiers, SUICIDE, Tragedy, U.S, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	215	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Towns Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is so intense even north korean soldiers are trying to avoid capture in ukraine by playing with us! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and so much chaos you’ll forget what reality even is. plus, our community is so wild even the creepers are scared to mess with us. so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world!

Shake that Holy Boobers Minecraft SMP

beat, boobers, catchy, catchy beat, Dance, dance music, Energetic, energetic rhythm, Fun, fun lyrics, HOLY, holy boobers, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Party, party music, Rhythm, SHAKE, shake that, shake that holy boobers, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Animals Bred:	135

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to shake those holy boobers! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of dancing llamas who have mastered the art of twerking. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama shake it like there’s no tomorrow.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to boogie down with zombies and skeletons on the dance floor.

3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking potato who gives out quest rewards in the form of french fries to a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored with these oddballs around.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe server lag).

So come join us and shake those holy boobers like your Minecraft life depends on it!

StepDadDrama Minecraft Server

abusive stepfather, childhood trauma, Communication, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, family conflict, family relationships, healing from abuse, Honesty, Insecurities, mental health, Minecraft, mother-son relationship, parental support, personal boundaries, self-care, Server, standing up for yourself, StepdadDrama, stepfamily dynamics, toxic relationships, Trauma

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where stepfathers don’t exist! Build your dream house without any emotional abuse or cruel jokes.

On our server, you can mine for diamonds without the fear of criticism or belittlement. No need to fake a relationship with anyone – just focus on crafting and exploring to your heart’s content.

So, why wait? Join our server now and leave your stepfather drama behind! Who needs real-life family issues when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Momma’s Minecraft Moolah

Allowance, family dynamics, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial responsibility, frugal, generational wealth, HCOL area, Inheritance, Investment, Job, living with parents, Minecraft, mom, mommas, money management, Moolah, Parent-child relationship, personal finance, retirement funds, savings, WIBTA

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	26

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mom for having a good job and not giving her enough money to brag about to her friends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation in the real world.

On our server, you can build your dream mansion without worrying about your mom asking for $1000 a month. Use all your hard-earned diamonds to create the most extravagant castle in all of Minecraft land!

And forget about squirreling away your hard-earned emeralds in hidden chests around the house. On our server, you can invest in virtual stocks and watch your wealth grow exponentially without any arguments with paranoid parents about online banking.

So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to financial freedom (and maybe even a little revenge on that pesky mom of yours). See you in the virtual world!

WeirdHouseWonders

Abnormal, atypical, BIZARRE, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdHouseWonders

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	94	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Enchantments Applied:	92	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8597	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Have you ever walked into someone’s house and seen a llama wearing a top hat playing the piano? Well, get ready for even crazier sights on our Minecraft server! From flying pigs to dancing skeletons, our world is full of wacky surprises that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join now and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to have your mind blown!

GovAgentChinMinecraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	6187
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have former aides to governors getting charged with being secret agents for the chinese government! like, who even knew that was a thing?! but on our server, anything is possible, even crazy political scandals! build your own secret base, trade with shady characters, and maybe even uncover some government secrets yourself! join now for the most scandalous minecraft experience ever!

Forest Panic – Invasive Species Alert

ALERT, Biodiversity loss, conservation, conservation efforts, ecosystem threat, Environmental awareness, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, environmental impact, Forest, forest destruction, forest devastation, forest management, Forest preservation, forestry conservation, forestry management, forestry protection, habitat destruction, Invasive, invasive plant species, invasive species, Panic, plant invasion, species, species extinction

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	89	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

OMG u gotta join this server cuz we got the most INSANE creatures that will blow ur mind! like, officials were SHOCKED when they saw this super invasive species that can like, totally destroy whole forests. my heart kinda sank when i saw it, but then i was like, wait this is actually kinda cool on the server! come join us and see these crazy creatures for urself! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

What is the IP for JDukes Minecraft Server?

JDukes, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8766
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Asgard Realms

Economy, PvE, SMP Server Economy Community Plugins Player Experience Java Players Bedrock Players Player Warps Grief Prevention Homes Voting Ranks Perks Prefixes Support Chill No Grief Value New Server Welcome, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	8663	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	9

Java IP: play.AsgardRealms.com Bedrock IP: play.AsgardRealms.com Port: to be added Discord:

Version – 1.20.4

Welcome to Asgard Realms, a new server. We are a chill, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20.4.

everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

We have plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention and homes

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free ranks which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes more to be added later down the line!

Thanks for stopping by to vote!

142.202.222.250:25610

Just Grab a Mop for that Fresh Wipe! smp skyblock economy

Community, Discord, Economy, Expanding, Fresh, Grab, home feel, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, mop, POSITIONS, production quality, professional servers, Ranks, Server, Shops, Skyblock, small server, smp, Staff, survival gameplay, Tournaments, Trading, Updating, wipe, zero lag

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Votes:	9954	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Server Name	JustBucket Minecraft Server
Overview
Discord	Join our Discord server!

FAQ

What is the JustBucket Minecraft Server?

The JustBucket Minecraft Server is a community-focused server with active staff, ranks, and positions available. We have a small server feel with professional quality and zero lag 24/7.

What gameplay modes are available?

We feature survival gameplay with the option of Skyblock.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on the economy aspect of Minecraft, allowing players to trade with each other, set up shops, engage in jobs and tournaments to earn money, and purchase various items with in-game currency.

Is the server regularly updated?

Yes, we are always updating and expanding to provide our guests with the best experience possible within the Minecraft world.

How can I join the Discord server?

You can join our Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/uMkz8wdqSP

Brat Memes Minecraft Server

Brat, brat memes, digital communication, humor strategy, international relations, internet memes, internet trends, Meme culture, memes, military alliance, military humor, Minecraft, nato, NATO communication, NATO memes, online engagement, online presence, political humor, Propaganda, public relations, Server, social media, social media marketing, viral content

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Animals Bred:	68
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing explosive bratwursts at them! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of brat memes to keep you entertained in between battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!

So why is NATO posting brat memes? Because they know that our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs and crazy adventures. Join us now and see for yourself!