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> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

CraftyDisasterMC

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of cardboard? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds are made of pure chocolate!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft server: >be meCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6174	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

>be me >looking for a new Minecraft server to join >come across this one with a crazy name >decide to give it a try because why not >log in and spawn in the middle of a giant taco >turns out, this server is all about food-themed builds >start exploring and find a castle made entirely of cheese >get attacked by a mob of angry chickens guarding the entrance >finally make it inside and find a hidden room full of diamond loot >apparently, the owner of the server is a mad scientist who loves food experiments >join the server and become part of the wacky food-themed adventures >never a dull moment on this server, definitely worth checking out!

MinecraftMayhemTV

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring, lackluster Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players crazier than a pack of rabid wolves.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing skeletons appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that sends you flying into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon riding a giant chicken, participate in a massive food fight using only rotten flesh and spider eyes, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

BlueArchiveMC – Where even the anime is better than our server!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic Ender Dragon and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, our staff members are actually wizards in disguise, ready to grant your every wish (as long as it involves Minecraft, of course).

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky world of wonder? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magic Items Found:	2500
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	22	New Chunks Explored:	841276
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Farms Harvested:	618
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3064	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4767
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Star Shards Collected:	179	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MomOwesMeDadPaysUp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crops Grown:	3734	Farms Harvested:	284
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family borrowing money and never giving it back? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no financial obligations from your mom or dad! 🤑💰

🔥🚀 Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! 🙅‍♂️💎

🌟💥 Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! 💰💎

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! 🏰🎢 #MinecraftMadness

SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

CraftyRichPlayz

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3247
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496

Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.

But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2355	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

christ.deadtime.site

Breaking News: Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the truth about CNN and BBC’s bias towards Israel in their coverage of the so-called “war” in Palestine. Join us and uncover the secrets they don’t want you to know about! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Storm Minecraft SMP Plan

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchantments Applied:	80
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mines Excavated:	4849	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds are our conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind the mysterious storm that hit our server – spoiler alert, it was totally created by players trying to rig the 2024 election in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their woolly reign of terror? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we like to keep things interesting around here. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and bizarre, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!