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MUFA is Real and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2403	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crops Grown:	7783

Are you tired of living in denial? Are you ready to embrace the truth that MUFA is real and it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP to uncover the mysteries of this mythical creature! Rumor has it that MUFA is actually a secret boss in our world, lurking in the shadows waiting for brave players to challenge it. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to defeat the legendary MUFA and claim its treasures for yourself! But be warned, MUFA is not to be taken lightly – its powers are unmatched and its wrath is fierce. Will you be the one to conquer MUFA and become a legend in our server? Join us now and find out!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	6748	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Ban Evading Discord Server Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Animals Bred:	67
Crops Grown:	6371	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who tried to evade a ban on a discord server. They went to great lengths, using temporary email services, messing with the jannies, and even using their own phone number as a final “screw you.” But alas, they were caught and banned for good. That player’s name? Waravocado banana watermelon.

But fear not, for on our server, you can be as wild and crazy as you want without the fear of bans! Join us and experience the chaos and madness that awaits. And hey, if you need to verify with a phone number, we’ve got your back with our very own SMS verification service. Who needs rules when you have a world of endless possibilities?

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together. Just remember, on our server, anything goes!

Avocado Server – where you can fight pixelated dragons and craft questionable items for fun! Join now for a trip of a lifetime!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	266	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Minecraft Server: Avalon

Server Trailer: Watch Trailer

TikTok: Check out on TikTok

Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own and invite others. Will you conquer the Great Evil?

About Avalon:

mmoRPG in its purest form
Combines elements from Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft
Features over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops
Classes: Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, Marksman
NPC-based Questing, Dungeons, Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Keep Inventory enabled, Co-operative Towny environment, Silk Touch Spawners
Custom Armor & Weapons, Crafting, Pets system, Global Market

Server Features	Description
Warrior	Master the art of combat and become a fierce warrior.
Mage	Harness the power of magic and unleash devastating spells.
Rogue	Strike from the shadows and outmaneuver your enemies.

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Adventures in Avocado Land: The Saga of Endless Possibilities!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Avalon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/firestarter-where-bedrock-players-and-java-players-collide-with-economy-but-hopefully-no-fires-started/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server Overview:

Server Trailer: Watch here

Tiktok: Visit here

Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned to fight evil alongside others. Join a kingdom or create your own to conquer the Great Evil and uncover Avalon’s secrets.

Avalon is an mmoRPG incorporating elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 story-rich chapters, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique server unlike any other!

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Level up captured mobs/animals
Global Market system and Auctions

Explore, build, and fight your way to glory on Avalon!

Server Rules:

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP: defend.avalon.today
How can I create or join a kingdom?	You can create or join a kingdom by interacting with other players in-game and forming alliances.
What are the server classes available?	Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, and Marksman
Are there daily raid bosses?	Yes, there are 14 daily raid bosses with epic rewards
Can I level up pets on the server?	Yes, you can capture mobs/animals and level them up as pets

Avocado SMP: Where you can raid dungeons, fight raid bosses, and travel to space all while keeping your inventory for 9 years!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchantments Applied:	176
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Trailer	Watch here
TikTok	Check out the TikTok
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own to fight evil together. Explore Avalon’s secrets and defeat the Great Evil.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
300 NPCs and 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests
14 final bosses with daily loot drops
Custom skills, magic spells, armor, and weapons
Dungeons, Raid Bosses, and Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system, Auctions, and more!

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

The LOLcraft Chronicles – Chapter 10, Page 803

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Votes:	6849	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further, because this server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join now and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of obsidian! Build a house out of enchanted emerald blocks and watch as villagers line up to trade with you for ridiculously OP items.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on this server is actually a secret agent working for the illuminati. Defeat it and unlock a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and even a pet enderman named Steve.

So why wait? The time is NOW to join this epic Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master and conquer the pixelated world with your mad skills!

ComfyCraft: The Ultimate Chill Gaming Spot

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows and leprechauns that give out diamonds like it’s candy. Not to mention, our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena on command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our ender dragon is actually a secret agent working for the illuminati. So come join us and experience the most comfy and insane Minecraft server ever created!

Peterson’s Pixel Playground: Where Nightmares Come to Life

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Jordan Peterson is the ultimate boss battle that you must defeat to claim the title of Minecraft Master! But beware, he is not your average enemy – he’s a terrifying force to be reckoned with.

Join our server if you dare to challenge Jordan Peterson and his army of lobsters. Rumor has it that he can debate you into submission with his intellectual prowess, leaving you questioning your very existence in the Minecraft world.

But fear not, for those who are brave enough to face him will be rewarded with endless diamonds, enchanted armor, and the respect of all the villagers. So grab your pickaxe and prepare for the battle of a lifetime on our server – if you’re not too scared, that is.

PoorCraft: Where Diamonds are just a Dream

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being poor and having children is actually a good thing! 🤑👶

Join our server and watch your virtual bank account explode as you mine for diamonds and build extravagant mansions for your little Minecraft munchkins. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a virtual family that never complains about doing chores?

But wait, there’s more! Experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore our wacky world. Don’t worry, your children will be safe…unless they wander too close to the lava pit. 😬

So why wait? Join our server now and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with your virtual family by your side. Who knew being poor and having children could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft? 🤣🎮

Pixel Penises & Creeper Faces Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4598
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮💥

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, THIS server is like no other! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon named Steve.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have the chance to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu, ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…🐑💥

WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to play Minecraft 24/7.

Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Buildings Constructed:	50	Love Letters Sent:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Farms Harvested:	130
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

PixelatedPals: “What do you guys look like?”

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are as big as your dreams and the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a journey through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes?

Join us and you’ll get to build your own INSANE creations, like a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t worry about getting lost in this vast world, because we have UNICORNS that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can battle against ZOMBIE PIGMEN in epic PvP matches, go on quests to find the legendary LOST DIAMOND OF DOOM, or even ride a GIANT CHICKEN into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!