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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7103 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
