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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5004 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
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