our server is so lit, it’s like a runway on fire! but don’t worry, we have firefighters on standby to put out any flaming pigs or exploding creepers. join us and build your own runway, or maybe a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun. the possibilities are endless, just like the flames on that runway in south korea.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave the real world behind, where planes be burstin’ into flames and pigs be flyin’ too close to the sun. it’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t end up crashin’ and burnin’ like those poor souls in south korea.
Ever wanted to team up with Cleopatra and build a pyramid? Or maybe go on a mining adventure with Joan of Arc? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you get to bring historical badasses to the present day and craft with them.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Queen Elizabeth I has hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds scattered throughout the server. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player in the land?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make history (literally) with us!
so get this, on our server, we got giant sea bugs that look like darth vader! yea, u heard me right! these crustaceans are straight outta a vietnamese market and they are ready to take over the minecraft world!
imagine riding on the back of a darth vader sea bug as u battle other players in epic pvp battles! or maybe u wanna tame one and use it as a mount to explore the vast lands of our server!
but wait, there’s more! we also have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot scattered all over the map! u never know what u might find when u go exploring!
so what are u waiting for?! join our server now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience! may the force be with u, young padawan!
Forget about your bio dad and his lies, on our server, you can create your own family with other players and build a virtual empire together. Who needs a deadbeat dad when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts to play with?
Plus, if you’re looking for some genetic background information, just ask our resident Minecraft scientist who can tell you all about the hereditary traits of Endermen and villagers. Who needs a 95-year-old grandfather when you have the wisdom of Minecraft players at your disposal?
So join our server today and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a long-lost sibling in the world of Minecraft!
Imagine if someone tries to censor our archives, like bro, that’s some next level drama right there. We gotta band together and protect our precious internet history, just like how we protect our diamond armor in the Nether.
Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret government files, and maybe even some cursed images from the dark web. Who knows what we’ll uncover in this wacky world of digital chaos? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for truth, justice, and maybe a few memes along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🤣🤙 #WaybackMachineSMP #ProtectTheArchives #MinecraftConspiracyTheoryMadness
Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others. We’re sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in your SMP experience while making some great friends and builds along the way.
| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Website | https://nearvanilla.com |
| Server Guide | Our Notion Page |
| Map | https://map.nearvanilla.com |
18+ only
Mature and Respectful
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
To apply through Discord, click the link below:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join if I am under 18? | Sorry, Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 and older only. |
| Are there rules against griefing? | Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in consequences. |
| What should I do if I see someone hacking? | Please report any hacking or cheating behavior to the server staff immediately. |
| Can I suggest new features for the server? | Yes, suggestions are always welcome and can be discussed on our Discord server. |
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of mining, crafting, and building your way to becoming the ruler of the pixelated universe!
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?)
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of Minecraft madness!