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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3972 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziness never ends! Join us and meet our cheerleader who used to only wear band-aids on her nipples, a white fox who is both a scatman and a Japanese goblin, a shrine maiden who drops the “n” word like it’s hot, and a dog who speaks her own pidgin English while playing Super Mario Bros.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a necromancer who screams loudly for no reason, a blonde JK who cooks tarantulas and makes chinks seethe, a dragon who tries to do crude things and makes chinks seethe even more, and a pirate who fails at being crude and just gets bullied instead.
And let’s not forget about our shark who just says “a” and a squirrel who loves nuts. Oh, and did we mention we have a rapping reaper? Yeah, we’re that cool. So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even survive the coof wave!
