Average MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

InsulinCraft: Not Your Average Bathtub Brew

cost, diabetes, expensive, Average, InsulinCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a meth lab? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got insulin brewing in every corner! Forget about mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for that sweet, sweet insulin to keep you going in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting insulin in your very own virtual bathtub. Who needs potions when you’ve got insulin on hand to keep you energized and ready to take on any creeper that comes your way?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there, where the insulin flows like water and the adventures never end!

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BlockBusterMeh

perspective, BlockBusterMeh, universally loved, Movie, mainstream media

Are you tired of watching movies that everyone raves about but you just don’t get the hype? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where average is celebrated! Our server is like the “Citizen Kane” of Minecraft servers – everyone says it’s amazing, but you’re just sitting there wondering what all the fuss is about.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, ride a rainbow unicorn into battle, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret treasure hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato.

So why waste your time on boring, overrated movies when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of mediocrity and madness!

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MysticCrafted 1.20

buddy, MysticCrafted, asmoncringe, no shit, watch

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the curse of Asmongold!

We offer a safe haven for those who have lost friends to ridiculous drinking challenges.

Build your own virtual world where no one will force you to watch endless streams of questionable content.

Escape the madness and join us for some blocky fun!

No more “no shit” moments, just pure Minecraft joy.

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Insured? Nah, Just Craft!

Nah, paying insurance, insurance policy, budgeting, unexpected expenses

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the diamonds sing. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the macarena.

why should you join? well let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken with a jetpack. true story bro.

also, we have a secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. you wanna be part of that? of course you do.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs insurance when you have us?

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Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft Server

Body, Stacked, Men, Myth, midgets

join dis epic minecraft server where midgets rule the land and have the biggest dongs in all the land. u wont believe ur eyes when u see these tiny dudes swinging their massive schlongs around, it’s like a circus but with more blocky graphics. come for the midgets, stay for the dong show. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Ballin’ Planet Population

planet, worldwide, equivalence, Count, distribution

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

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Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

Small, Tears, nudes, desperate incels, Pictures

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

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RevoltCraft: Healthcare Trash, Wealth Inequality, Average American Blues

political corruption, revolution, economic disparity, activism, income inequality

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a dumpster fire? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let’s start a revolution against the oppressive mobs and exploitative villagers! Our healthcare may be virtual, but it’s top-notch and free for all players. Plus, with our wealth redistribution system, everyone has a fair shot at diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt Minecraft government together! Who needs real-world problems when you can have virtual chaos and fun instead?

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Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

sheet, 2019, environmental monitoring, volume reduction, Average

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!

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Shogi Player’s Minecraft Server

Practice, Japanese culture, traditional game, patience, shogi

Are you tired of playing with boring old shogi players who take the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find shogi players like you’ve never seen before! Picture this: a shogi player riding a pig into battle, using their shogi skills to outsmart their opponents and conquer the land. Join our server for a chance to play against these wacky shogi masters and see if you have what it takes to come out on top! Who knew shogi could be so hilarious and entertaining? Join now and prepare for a shogi showdown like no other!

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