Average Person MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Redstone Revolution

policy reform, lobbying, citizen empowerment, activism, average person

Are you tired of Russian officials smirking at the state of US policies? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and together we can overthrow the government with our epic building skills and pixelated swords. Who knew that crafting blocks could lead to political revolution? So come on, join us and let’s make those Russian officials frown for once! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. Let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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CraftyCommunistLand

global affairs, Hungary, international relations, Politics, Life

Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!

On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

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NoobZombieApocalypse

NoobZombieApocalypse, responsibilities, average person, mental health, handle

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is not for the faint of heart!

Join us if you dare to face challenges that the average person is not equipped to handle. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, our server will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a TNT accident).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and maybe even a friendly Enderman or two.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the unexpected is the norm and chaos reigns supreme? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness today!

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Swap Chat Minecraft Server

moron, societal value, societal issues, public service, useless resource drains

Hop on our Minecraft server where even the tram drivers are questioning the meaning of life! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through deep philosophical discussions while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs humans when you have a community of gamers ready to conquer the virtual world? Join us and discover the true meaning of existence…or just have a good laugh with fellow players who are just as confused as you are. Let’s build a world where being a “useless eater” is actually a compliment!

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iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player

smp, iPhone, average person, smartphone ownership, luxury

Are you tired of living in a world where the average person can’t even afford the latest iPhone, let alone a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you afford the iPhone 16 Pro Max, but you can also mine for diamonds like they’re going out of style!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyNoobz

self-confidence, inflated ego, overconfidence, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies! Our server is so awesome that even Steve himself would be jealous of the amazing structures and creations you can build here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it they can build a castle out of dirt blocks in under 10 seconds!

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world of blocks and monsters. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper or ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

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Ink Outta Stars MC

Usage, average person, running out, office supplies, Outta

join this server if u want to experience the epicness of mining blocks with ur bare hands while riding a llama named Larry who spits diamonds instead of saliva. our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to disco music instead of exploding. plus, u can build a house made entirely out of cake and eat ur way out if u get stuck. also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure, u will be granted the power to turn into a flying pig and rule the skies. so what u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

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FilterCraft: BuffBoys Edition

body dysmorphic disorder, BuffBoys, Young men, body dissatisfaction, mental health

so, like, u ever feel like ur not, like, buff enough, bro? like, u look in the mirror and u just see a scrawny lil noodle arm lookin back at u? well, have no fear, cuz we got the perfect solution for u on this epic minecraft server!

join us and u can, like, build urself the most JACKED avatar u can imagine! u can make those biceps bigger than ur head, bro! and the best part is, u don’t even have to lift a single weight! just mine some blocks and boom, instant gains!

we’ve got all the tools and resources u need to create the ultimate swole character. and with our custom plugins, u can show off ur muscles to all the other players in the server. they’ll be mirin’ ur gains, trust me.

so come on, join us on this totally rad minecraft server and flex on everyone with ur digital muscles. who needs real-life gains when u can have virtual gains, amirite? let’s get SWOLE, baby!

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SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Identity, Minecraft, eastern european, German identity, average person

Are you tired of being just average? Do you want to be more than just your average Russian or German player? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a legendary warrior who slays dragons with a rubber chicken!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical cheese of destiny, or challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and sing show tunes!

So why settle for being average when you can be extraordinary on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

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DunbarCraft: 150 Friends & Counting

Counting, personal connections, social behavior, social development, human interaction

so, like, this server is like, totally the best place to make friends with, like, way more than 150 people! we got so many peeps on here that you’ll never run out of people to talk to! it’s like, breaking Dunbar’s number but in a good way, ya know? join us and expand your social circle to infinity and beyond! plus, we have the most epic parties every weekend where we all dress up as Minecraft characters and dance the night away. you don’t wanna miss out on the fun, trust me! come join us and be part of the coolest crew in the Minecraft universe!

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