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Blocky Peen Palace

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	977	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

KoreaCraft Server: Putin’s Next Stop!

Asia, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, Meeting, News, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, putin, Putins, Report, Server, south korea, STOP, summit, Visit, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

so, like, u know how putin is, like, this big shot dude in russia? well, guess what, he’s gonna visit north korea soon! like, can u imagine the chaos that’s gonna happen when he rolls up in his fancy car? it’s gonna be like a party up in there, with all the world leaders trying to get a piece of the action. but, like, u know what’s even crazier? there’s this minecraft server that’s, like, so lit, that putin himself wants to join! yeah, u heard me right, putin is gonna be mining and building with us in no time. so, like, if u wanna hang out with putin and other world leaders in minecraft, u gotta join this server ASAP! trust me, it’s gonna be the most epic thing ever!

Time Travelers’ Hideout

Alteration, CHANGE, destiny, fate, Foresight, Future, HIDEOUT, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, History, immutable, inevitability, Mutable, past, Perception, perspective, Time, transformation, travelers, uncertainty, unseen future, vision

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? let me tell u, dis place is like a time machine, but instead of going back in time or into the future, u get to build ur own crazy world in the present!

picture this: u start off in a land filled with giant talking chickens and flying pigs. u gotta mine for diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie attacks. but wait, there’s more!

we got secret portals that lead to hidden dimensions where u can battle evil wizards and ride on unicorns. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a magical carpet and fly to a land made entirely of candy.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. who needs time travel when u got minecraft, amirite?

DadCraft: Microbiome Edition

DadCraft, delivery mode, Edition, father’s role, fathers, Gut microbes, infant development, infant gut health, infant health, INFANTS, long-term effects, maternal gut microbiome, maternal transmission, microbial transfer, Microbiome, microbiome diversity, microbiome research, microbiome stability, microbiome transmission, newborn babies, parent-child microbiome relationship, parental contribution, parental influence

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ores Mined:	6673	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so, like, u know how moms give babies their gut stuff, right? well, turns out dads do it too! like, who knew, right? so, like, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can get all the gut microbes u need from ur dad, just like in real life! after a year, u’ll be like a mini version of ur dad, but in minecraft form! come join us and get all the dad microbes u need for a healthy gut and a wacky adventure in our server! it’s gonna be wild, dude!

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Fun!

All DCs MIXER, Alt ERP, American Society of Magical N-words, Big Trouble in Little China Movie Meetup, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Dungeon Melty Last Course, Ebin Awards, endwalker, Femra Supremacy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Fun, IASIP, Linkshells, Liveletter Meetup, Mario Party Salty Bets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Road to El Dorado Movie, Server, Twin Peaks, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Items Found:	2476	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got Femra Supremacy ruling the land, with Dawntrail leading the charge to victory. Join us for outrageous in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab, where you can battle golems in the hills until June 20th!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Moogle Treasure Trove before June 24th for some epic loot. And don’t miss out on the Yo-kai Watch Event re-run until version 7.0 – it’s a wild ride!

Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills to dominate the competition. And if that’s not enough, join our crazy meetups like the Dungeon Melty Last Course, Liveletter Meetup, or even the Big Trouble in Little China Movie Meetup – the fun never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DevilSurvivorMC – Goddess Chronicles Minecraft Server

beelzebub, Chronicles, Demon Showcase, Devil Survivor, DevilSurvivorMC, Digital Devil Saga, dlc, Fusion Tools, Goddess, Launch Trailer, Māra, metacritic, Minecraft, opencritic, PV03, Server, shin megami tensei v, SMT V, smtg, Soundtracks, spoilers, Tracklist, Trophy List, Vengeance, 女神異聞録デビルサバイバー

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where demons roam free and fusion is a way of life? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat Mara and Beelzebub in our daily demon showcases. But beware, the xci file has leaked and spoilers are everywhere! Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out victorious?

With a trophy list longer than your arm and a tracklist that will make your ears bleed with joy, our server is the place to be for all Shin Megami Tensei fans. Plus, rumor has it that the original SMT V will be delisted soon, so you better join us before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find yourself fusing demons like a pro in no time. See you on the other side!

DreamJobCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring 9-5 job in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest career fantasies! Want to be a professional unicorn wrangler? Done. How about a professional banana peel slipper? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, where dreams come true and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyPoli’s Classified Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the leader is like, totally keeping secrets from everyone! Like, who needs classified reports when you can just build epic castles and battle dragons, amirite? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. So, like, join now before the llamas overthrow us all and make us their llama slaves. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

SugarDaddyCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where your sugar daddy is, like, a creeper in a suit and tie. He’s all like, “Hey baby, wanna mine some diamonds together?” And you’re just like, “Um, sure, but can you not explode on me?” And he’s all like, “Don’t worry, I’ll only blow up if you don’t join this epic server.”

And then there’s this one time where a bunch of chickens started a revolution against the pigs because they were tired of being turned into KFC. It was chaos, feathers everywhere, but it was so hilarious to watch.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? Yeah, it’s lit, literally because there’s lava everywhere. But hey, who doesn’t love a good dance party with skeletons and zombies?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. Plus, you might just find your new sugar daddy who’s all about those diamonds and explosions. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe some earplugs for the disco party. Let’s get weird, baby!

[MODDED] Shots Fired SMP [FACTIONS]

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Mines Excavated:	4567
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to Shots Fired SMP!

This is a modded pvp smp/factions server! However, there are like guns?! Guns are crafted at a specific station and are fully functional! The server is run on Forge 1.20.1, The server is whitelist only, and whitelist applications are in the discord linked below!

More Information in the discord!

191.101.15.204

GayCraft Minecraft Server

#77809127, #newempire, #nodiscorders, #nopapists, #nostraightoids, #notripfaggots, #usurper, #verNo biscum, GayCraft, Minecraft, r9gay, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t tolerate any biscum, straightoids, tripfaggots, discorders, or papists in our new empire. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!