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Blocky Peen Palace

male stereotypes, male anatomy, average penis length, size discrepancy, medical misinformation

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

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Euro Love Africa 1.20.1

cultural appreciation, solidarity, historical connections, Understanding, Europeans

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow unicorn’s dream! Imagine if Europeans and Africans had a love affair that spawned the most epic virtual world ever created.

We got diamond pickaxes that shoot rainbows, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into dance parties every time you trade with them. It’s like a multicultural explosion of awesomeness that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time!

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YearEndYolo Minecraft SMP

year end countdown, year end activities, YearEndYolo, end of year, new year preparation

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our epic SMP server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdance while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

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ResoFailCraft2022

falling off track, self improvement, new year resolution, procrastination, Setting goals

Are you tired of failing at your new year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to help you break all of them in record time! Want to quit smoking? Just jump into our virtual lava pits and you’ll never touch a cigarette again! Trying to eat healthier? Our pixelated pigs drop nothing but bacon, so you’ll be chowing down on greasy goodness in no time! Join us now and say goodbye to self-improvement forever!

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SpaceJunkCrashKenya

unknown owner, space technology, debris field, SpaceJunkCrashKenya, Mysterious

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we have a 1,000 pounds of space debris crash landed in Kenya? like, bruh, who even knows where it came from, but it’s lit af!

Join our server and explore the wreckage, maybe you’ll find some alien tech or something, who knows? Plus, our community is like out of this world, literally. We have players from all over the galaxy, so you never know who you’ll run into.

So come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of the universe together. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the truth behind the space debris crash in Kenya. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

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Plastic Straw? No Thanks! Wood Stirrers Only!

Environmental awareness, drinking straws, waste reduction, environmental impact, straw

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got wooden stirrers that will BLOW ur mind! Forget about them plastic straws, we only use the finest wooden stirrers to mix up ur potions and brews. Plus, we got a secret underground cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds that u can mine for days! And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam around the server, they drop golden eggs that u can use to trade with other players. So come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is LIT AF!

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Youth Homeless Haven

experienced, since 2017, first-of-its-kind, nearly, “Youth

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb diggity! We got more craziness than a llama on roller skates!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a gang of zombie chickens comes charging at you! But don’t worry, cuz we got your back with epic weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a medieval knight on steroids.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up! That’s right, they see us coming and they’re like, “Nah, I’m outta here!” Plus, we’ve got the coolest mini-games and challenges that’ll test your skills and make you sweat more than a pig in a sauna.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive underground club where you can party with other players and show off your epic builds. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the virtual world? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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The Lab

Map, Fabric, Discord, Lab, Dynmap

Minecraft Server Overview

Current Version 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric

Server Location Germany

Render Distance 10

Simulation Distance 10

Game Mode Hard

World Border 12,5k x 12,5k

FireTick On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)

Dynmap (when it’s up to date)

Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration

Proximity Voice Chat

Armor statues

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I am not from Germany?

Yes, our server is open to players from all over the world.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly against the server rules and will result in immediate ban.

3. Do you have any age restrictions for joining?

We prefer players to be 16 years or older, but exceptions can be made based on maturity level.

4. How often are the weekly minigames and events held?

We host weekly minigames and events on weekends, and special events throughout the year.

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Virtuoso Vibe 1.21.1

virtuoso, Anime, LARGEST, shitposting, Entertainment

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this Minecraft server for the most epic time of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual YouTuber and watch them become the next big sensation! From the biggest corporate Vtubers to the tiniest indie gems, you can discuss and share your favorites with like-minded players.

But wait, there’s more! You can also report any trolls, shitposters, or off-topic discussions to keep the server clean and drama-free. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the virtual madness begin!

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SelfTruthsSMP

SELF AWARENESS, Insecurity, self-doubt, Honesty, Self Discovery

Yo, so like, if you’re tired of boring ol’ SMPs where everyone is just mining and building, then you gotta join our server, bro! We got llamas that can talk, a secret underground disco party, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a chicken riding a pig. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. So come on, what’s a truth about yourself that you don’t like? Join our wacky and wild SMP today and let your inner derp shine!

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Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I am not from Germany?

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

3. Do you have any age restrictions for joining?

4. How often are the weekly minigames and events held?