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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5942 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Votes: | 4803 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?