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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7224 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?